please don't say you love me | jay x reader

INTRODUCTION

AUTHORS NOTE: this story takes a similar timeline to the one in "How I Met Your Mother" on Netflix. This story is only a tad bit different and also, they are some bits that the kids Jay is telling the story to, obviously not telling. This story will NOT be a copy of the show, its just following a similar timeline.

—— 1pm, 25th April, 2030

Jay decided to finally tell his kids how he met their mother, he always wanted to do it as he thought it would be an interesting story to tell and also teach their kids about love, and also just to be a annoying dad.

He managed to get all three of his children to come downstairs in the living room and make the couch into a bed with a bunch of snacks and blankets and pillows. He really only had to say this:

"extra week off school, no homework and fake p.e notes that you can use 7 times as well as snacks"

and all three kids came rushing down:

the first one being the eldest who was a boy, he was 17, had a weird obsession with towel whipping boys in changing room, mac n' cheese and also a bug gamer. Just another average 17 year old. The name was, Joseph.

the second one was yet another boy, the middle child and strangely became a mommas boy. He was the most well-behaved yet spoiled by the entire family as well as being, Gavin's favourite even if he pretended that he didn't have a favourite. The boy was strangely a exact replica of Hosuh & Y/N mixed. Just a sweet innocent 16 year old, stressed over exams. The name, Asher.

the last child, a girl finally, this was the child who was an exact copy of Jay except this child wasn't male and just more choatic. She had a obsession with makeup, painting her nails and as well as, running down the stairs shouting "IM GOING ON A MURDER SPREE". 12 years old, and already thinking about murder and screwing people over, for her own amusement. The name, Josephine and she already getting her coins.

—— So now, with three kids all being unique with their personality, they all came rushing down with Josephine on Josephs back down the stairs and jumping on the couch before cuddling under the covers and Asher slowly walking down, yawning before smiling at his father.

"about time you told us how you met mom" asher guessed what his dad was going to talk about and it didn't even suprise Jay. He knew his son was smart and was proud of him, he was proud of all his children.

Jay walked over and sat down on the couch across them with a small table besides him with two wine bottles and a full glass wine. He sat down.

"So kids, here I am telling you a story of how i met your mother"

"oh my god"
"seriously"

came from the oldest and youngest, the middle just smiled before snacking away.

"Stop complaining, I'm your father Luke" Jay said before they rolled their eyes, also snacking away with a Pepsi bottle in Josephine's hands, she sat in between them.

"So, let me start again" he sipped on his wine "Here's a censored story of how I met your mother"

"It began on, January 3rd 2018, right after New Years and Christmas so when everyone was broke"

——TO BE CONTINUED;

AUTHORS NOTE:

I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS STORY. Sorry this Introduction was longer than expected.