President snow

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"President Snow, president Snow were are you"? Asked a guard. "Over here on my super computer deleting sector 12". Said president Snow. "Sir your mom called". "What does she want"? "A pony". "Tell her $&@$!? NO"! Said president Snow and the guard. "I found a new game sir, it's called Minecraft". Said the guard. "Tell me more". Said president Snow looking on Google. After a super long speech that the guard gave to Snow he finally understood. "Can you bring me to the creator of this Minecraft, no wait, I'll do it my self". Said president snow as he looked it up. "Hmm, I see, he's not from here, he's from a planet called earth, guard bring me a pistol, a arm sized rocket and a jet pack". Soon he got all the materials, shoved the rocket up his butt, put on the jet pack and screamed, "TO SPAAAAACE"!!! And flew through the sky but while in flight screamed, "MY BUTTS ON FIRE"!!! The whole way there. When he got there he jumped in a pond and walked the rest of the way there, once he got there he shot open the door and told notch, "Give me Minecraft or DIE"!!!

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