Y/n's pov
Shawn was currently eating me out. He thought it was healthy and good for him.
I never knew what he liked about me so much, I was so boring. There were millions of other salads he could choose from yet he chose me. A boring, but nutritional green salad.
But it didn't matter because I was in love with him. I had fallen from him the second he brought me back form the store. And since then, I just knew that my love for him would go on until my very last piece of lettuce .
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Remember when I said I loved Shawn? That was until I caught him jerking off to another girl. I hate cameeeeeya cabejahjda.
Today, when he comes over to eat me for lunch, I'm going to poison him. Let's see how carmela cajelendjd deals with it.
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I poisoned him. I didn't have to settle for him, since clearly loves another woman.
He's finally dead, YAY
