Dr.Phil (Mostly K-Pop) S1 18+

Part 2

He had finally reached the door step, and he knocked and hid in a huge bush. He waited for someone to answer, as he tried to keep himself quiet. James came out in a BTS tutu and he was shirtless. Phil gasps to himself, not believing his own eyes. Was he a BTS army too?

"Hello?" James calls out, looking around, seeing no one. Phil grabs his razor out of his pocket, as James' boyfriend was mowing the lawn. How did he not see Phil?

Phil waits for James to shut the door; and as he does, he straight away jumps out of the bush. He runs over to James' boyfriend, and drop kicks his back. He falls over with the lawn mower running.

"Wow, my drop kicks are so powerful..." Phil says to himself, proudly, "now yo-" Phil looks down at his face, familiar with his looks. He gasps at the sight, only to come to find out it's... in fact, Min Yoongi...

He covers his mouth, in disappointment. Yoongi opens his eyes, as he got so hurt by the drop kick. He groans, unable to move. Phil gets his idea, thinking about kidnapping Yoongi. He completely forgot about James, and is in love with Yoongi now. He throws the razor in the grass, and lifts Yoongi up.

Yoongi tries to kick him away, but he can't. Phil runs with him in his arms, and drops him accidentally. His eyes widen, as he completely did not mean to do that. He grabs the tape out of his pocket, regret filling him. He tapes his mouth, so he wouldn't make a peep.

"I'm sorry, but you're my husband now." Phil says, and drags Yoongi away to his white van. Yoongi is still in pain, but isn't bleeding. Phil tapes him onto the top of the van, as he quickly gets in. James opens the door once again, seeing the sight in front of him. He screams, and tries to run to the van but he falls, and rolls down the big hill. Yet, the lawn mower was still running this whole time.

Phil quickly speeds off, while Yoongi is still taped. Yoongi is having the time of his life right now, as he has never experienced this. Phil blasts "Ugh". and shakes his booty once again. He's very happy with his life now. And that's where he married Yoongi, and forgot all about James Charles.

To be continued...

(I feel so bad for Yoongi)