(I really don't know where I'm going with this story)
Yoongi was married to Phil, but secretly had an affair with Shrek. He feels bad, as he didn't even get time to move on from his heartbreak with James.
He never was gonna tell Phil, knowing his heart would be broken. He adopted a febreeze can. It was hard living two lives, and he couldn't really put up with it anymore.
Shrek was so stinky, that Yoongi had to cover his nose whenever he was around him. It was truly so awful, but he couldn't help his feelings.
-with Phil-
Phil steals Steve's wallet, finding millions of dollars. His eyes light up at this, excited to waste all of his money. He wiggles to target, and flops on the floor like a fish. Of course, people would stare at him, but he didn't care either way.
He can't seem to find the aisle where BTS dolls are, and gets frustrated. He knocks down the kpop albums accidentally, somehow, and gets scared. He panics, and finds somewhere to hide. He's still flopping on the floor. The workers groan, as one starts picking them up and putting them back were they were.
Phil gets 20 ice creams, hiding it in his pants. It was obvious it was in his pants. But, he didn't care and acted like an idiot. Maybe, the people would think he's just thicc?
Phil grabs all of the BTS dolls he could find, and stuffs them in his pants. He leaves the store unbothered, so far not getting caught. He flops around the parking lot then to Taco Bell. He goes inside, and the workers just stare at him for the longest time. He starts to feel uncomfortable with all of the looks he is getting.
He looks at one of the workers. They looked so familiar, and that's when he realized... it was the one and only..
Hyunjin
To be continued...
(Sorry for posting so much in one night, but it's fun, and I'm bored)
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Dr.Phil (Mostly K-Pop) S1 18+
FanfictionBasically Dr. Phil And Steve Harvey's Love Story includes smut