Going to Aurodon

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Cruella: Oh, well, they're not taking my Dick, because I'd miss him too much.

Dick: Really, mom? You mean it?

Cruella: Yes. Who would touch up my roots, fluff my fur, and scrape the bunions off my feet?

Dick: Yeah, maybe a new school wouldn't be the worst thing.

Cruella: Oh, Dick, they have dogs in Auradon.

Dick: Oh, no! I'm not going!

Maleficent: [grunts]

Jafar: Well,Jason isn't going either. I need him to stock the shelves in my store. What did you score? Oh. Ooh. A lamp.

Jason : Dad. I already tried.

Jafar: Ah!

Evil Queen:  Chloe's not going anywhere until we get rid of this unibrow, hmm?

Maleficent: What is wrong with you all? People used to cower at the mention of our names! For 20 years, I have searched for a way off this island. For 20 years, they have robbed us from our revenge... revenge on Snow White and her horrible little men.

Evil Queen: Ow!

Maleficent: Revenge on Aladdin and his bloated genie!

Jafar: I will...

Jason: Pop!

Maleficent: Revenge on every sneaky dalmatian that escaped your clutches.

Cruella: Oh, but they didn't get baby. They didn't get the... They didn't get the baby!

Maleficent: And I, Maleficent...The evilest of them all, I will finally have my revenge on sleeping beauty and her relentless little prince. Villains!

Evil Queen: Yes.

Jafar: Yes?

Maleficent: Our day has come. E.Q., give her the magic mirror.

Evil Queen: Yeah.

Chloe: This is your magic mirror?

Evil Queen: Yeah, well, it ain't what it used to be, but then again, neither are we! It will help you find things.

Chloe: Like a prince?

Evil Queen: Like my waistline.

Maleficent: Like the magic wand! Hello!

Evil Queen: Hello.

Maleficent: My spell book. My book. I need my... that book. Oh, ah! The safe. The safe. Queen, help me! I never can figure this thing out.

Evil Queen: Voila.

Maleficent: My spell... come, darling. Come. Oh... ooh! Oh, Oh. There she is. It doesn't work here, but it will in Auradon. Remember? When we were spreading evil and ruining lives.

Evil Queen: Like it was yesterday.

Maleficent: And now you will be making your own memories by doing exactly as I tell you. Door.

Evil Queen: Oh.

Jason: Whoo! Let's get this party started!

Cruella: Dick! Come.

Evil Queen: Who is the fairest of them all?

Chloe: Me.

Evil Queen: Ah!

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