Daminette Descendants

Family Day

Remedial Goodness 101 Classroom

Fairy Godmother-Children, excuse me. Um, as you know, uh, this Sunday is family day here at Auradon Prep. And because your parents can't be here due to, uh, distance, we've arranged for a special treat.

Maleficent:-I don't see anything, nor do I hear.

Fairy Godmother:-Kids!

Maleficent:-Is it... is it... is...

Jafar:-Press enter.

Maleficent:-Can I please see a remote? Is this thing on? Ugh, It's broken. Ugh! I hate electronic equip... Oh!

Evil Queen:-Chloe, It's mommy. Oh! Look how beautiful. Oh, you know what they say, the poison apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Maleficent:-Don't you mean the weeds?

Cruella:-Ooh! Who's the old bat?

Marinette:-This is Fairy Godmother.

Maleficent:-Still doing tricks with eggplants?

Fairy Godmother:-I turned a pumpkin into a beautiful carriage.

Maleficent:-You really couldn't give Cinderella till one A.M.? I mean, really. What, the hamsters had to be back on their little wheels? -

Fairy Godmother:-They were mice! They were not... they were mice. They were not...

Marinette:-Thank you so much. Thank you.

Fairy Godmother:-They were mice.

Marinette:-Hi, mom.

Maleficent:-Marinette! I m-m-miss you.

Jafar:-You children are never far from our thoughts.

Marinette:-I got it.

Maleficent:-How long must mommy wait to see you?

Marinette:-Um, there's a big coronation coming up. I think sometime probably after... that.

Maleficent:-When?

Marinette:-Friday, 10 A.M.

Maleficent:-You sure I can't see you before that? I don't know what I'll do If I don't get my hands on that magic wan... you... you little nugget that I love so much.

Marinette:-Yes, I completely understand, mother.

Cruella:-Dick, is that a dog? Oh, yes, yes, baby, I do understand. It would make the perfect size for earmuffs.

Dick :-He's the perfect size for a pet.

Cruella:-Oh!

Dick :-This dog loves me, and I love him. And fyi, your dog is stuffed!

Cruella:-Oh!

Dick :-So give it a rest!

Jafar:-Oh-ho! Burn!

Cruella:-Oh! Why don't you go sell a toaster, you two-bit salesman!

Jafar:-People who talk to stuffed animals shouldn't throw stones.

Cruella:-Oh, well, people who sell toasters shouldn't use mixed metaphors. Enough!

Fairy Godmother:-I'm so sorry.

Jason :-Thanks for the special treat.

Fairy Godmother:-Of course.

Chloe :-M? What do you think our parents are gonna do to us. If we don't pull this off?