Before reading to avoid confusion : This is in past tense it's what I did earlier in the day. Some might be the night before say I got lit at a party or had a night with the boyf. I write this at about 10 pm just before I snuggle up to watch some films and pop open a bottle of champagne. Oop, sksksksk quirky, edgy, we irritating. at the end of the log I might talk about future plans. Tips and tricks are going to be at the end mainly but I like giving it as we go along gotta. YOU NEED TO PAY ATTENTION OTHERWISE YOU'LL MISS THE GOSS, THE TEA CUZ THE TEA IS HOT LIKE ME IT BURNS IN A GOOD WAY.
Hey worshippers, oop periodt (ghetto is so cute) might start adding that ghetto flavour to my work. So how's everything. My life s been so stressful recently papa hasn't liked the way I've been spending "too much" money are we broke we better not be. He says it's time you take responsibility. I've been responsible I've practically been my own parent in my coming of age. Let me get real with you. Yes, we are friends right not Snapchat level but we are friends but there is a rankings. You can never have too many friends even if you don't like them, I don't get liners life alone seems meh and ew. So my mum died about a week before I started middle school. Boo hoo me well I had to toughen up because life doesn't care about your feelings. Lesson one you need to toughen up bitch, WE'RE YOU OFFENDED I CALLED YOU A FEMALE DOG IF SO being a pussio isn't going to achieve anything. So I vowed to myself since then I'd be my best self and kinda live two lives in a way. One for me but another one in honour of my mum she never got to live her dream profession. A reality Star so I'm living that for her, I'm a season 2 instant influencer contestant obviously I'll win and crush the others a bit like Ashley. Me and Mum we got each other she was the actual person out of my parents. Papa's a robot basically he's a wallet all he does is work like yeah I need the money, stock market crash made us un pequito poorer, picked that up in Gibraltar. But he has no emotions and my step mum. She is in no way shape or form a mum figure. I make her life a misery she tries to do same with me but she is utterly shit. Plus I can tell she acts all nice so she can get some clout I told all my 3 million Instagram followers and even went to detail on a Britany Spills YT VIDEO @peachybrittany. Ew once when we went to Bali on the way there I heard them making out. She made the weirdest noises I audio recorded and sent it on her story on her Ig account. Lol she was so angry this bish can't take a joke. send hate comments to that fani it'll be really appreciated and you'll get entered more times to the comp. More of a chance of winning. Right! Her @s are
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Have you seen her dance, she looks as stiff as peaches. Peaches is a queen but she can't dance for shit. Honestly. When we visited the UK the receptionist at the Hilton laughed at her name because it means pussy there imagine. The idioticy runs in her family.So what did I do today? It's a Monday so I had school. Woke up, worked out did my top secret routine not even my worshippers get to know everything. I had a Fat free lactose free almond milk gooseberry and chia seed smoothies. Recipe shared on my tik tok had to make my own breakfast my maid is nice and all but she can't cook and dumb bitch fani fires the chef cuz she got an allergic reaction but it was becauseof her discount perfume not food. I mean she tried to be a sugar baby but she could not succeed cuz papa doesn't trust her with the credit card . Left for school my maid Veronique is such a lovely person like she's poor sure. However she's nice, clean and well educated. My education has gone down hill ever since the tea was spilt last semester. Literally I'm the queen bee I'm not even a senior yet I'm only a sophomore yet the most famous and popular. I go to a public school yes I know disgusting . I have my reasons. Well I was expelled from Dpoio Prepatory a story for another log. You don't get all the gossip too soon.
Secrets, secrets, secrets one juicy one got spilt today. I didn't lie these secrets seem to drop like flies. First we need to introduce the crew. So meet the crew they all wrote down their bio so you'll get an idea about them.
Meet Emily
Hi girls I'm em, the baby, shy one out of the clique. I give of Karen Smith vibes from mean girls hot but dumb. I don't really know what I want to brit says social platforms are good for me because I don't need a brain for it so here's my big break to stardom I guess. Ig~@emilyoliop Tiktok~@emily(got there early back in the musically days)Meet Raya
I'm Raya. How y all doing? How's brit treating you hope she isn't being too tough on you worshippers. Worshippers is kinda a culty name brit mixed opinions on that one. What am I aspiring to be? 1st female Native president. Politics is kinda a get away fixing America's problems plus I'm a Lakota my family moved to LA a few years back so I actually want to make these Americans listen from the point of view of a native. I want to stop ICE and actually make a difference.Meet Talia
Hello "worshippers" it's the one and only Talia. I'm an aspiring rapper number 1 barbz fan and I'm good at what do. Keep it short and sweet Brittany will reveal what she wants when she wants. Fire cracker explodes cuz she is a queen bee gossiper and everything about everyone will fit into place. Here a lessons for you barbz be confident, be you don't hide behind no fucking curtains cuz what's the point.Woah Raya is only popular because of me she better watch her mouth you know I could ruin her life. Skskslskks as if I'd do that I'm so kind.
Now you met the crew let's get back to what went down today so I actually enjoy driving it's fun it reminds me of fast and furious. Van diesel could get it. Usually I pick up the girls before skl on Mondays last bit of weekend we go to the beach and talk and just sunbathe for a lil. I hate fake tan, sunbed, spray tans it's so bad for you so I make sure to maintain a natural caramel colour.
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