Harry Potter Preferences

dating Remus Lupin would include:

-My guy is hella HELLA protective
-Genuinely thinks everyone is out there to steal you away
-he might mess around and show his teeth as a sort of snarl bc yk he's a werewolf
-honestly tho, he can only do wrong
-and even if its cringe his only bad point is acc loving u too much lolll
-"Hey darling, are you.. ok?"
-"huh? Yea remmy im fine :)"
-"good good, you looked sad, I wondered if I did something"
-"ah no its not you, some div was mean to me earlier"
-"name and house."
-"you can't go threatening everyone"
-"fuck you watch me."

-his 'condition' making him hella insecure
-he would have so many ways of avoiding it
-you try and help him become less so but damn is it hard bc all the wizard twats r like oo so scary
-you do actually help him a tad tho like atleast he won't stray away from the topic
-maybe even crack jokes
-"hey Remus its almost the full moon"
-"yea its not lupin very good."
-"did you just make a pun with your own name"

-shits and giggles galore-hes part of the marauders what more can you want
-of course he has mischief up his sleeve
-I reckon he'd introduce you to prank wars and because lad is smart you're highly gonna lose every one
-like maybe ur smart as well but no no no winning from you madam
-"REMUS LUPIN WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!"
-"you alright darling?"
-"oh yea im perfectly fine except from the fact my skin is NEON GREEN I look like a bloody gremlin"
-"cute gremlin tho"
-sigh

-study dates hehe
-as said previously,, mans smart.
-If ur smart as well pretend ur not
-you'd be stuck on say a potions essay's first sentence and he'd be like speedily scribbling down nonsense
-then look up and see u dying and just sigh
-"darling, do you need help?"
-you pout a bit
-"If you wouldn't mind"
-honestly it's not just to pass potions but also he comes a lot closer to you which is loVELY
-"ok so what you need to do is -"
-"Remmy, you smell good hehe"
-"Im not here for you to smell me, get your head off of my arm and pick up the damn quilt"
-"Professor Lupin is a strict prat"
-"you forgot about how good I smell"
-"I take it all back, you're mean and smell like shit."

hi folks

ive come to realisation that im shit at updating to a regular schedule so ngl you might have to deal with the 6-7 month breaks but ITS FINE because I release updates like as a bunch which probably isn't the most efficient way but do I care? no

so im sorry for not being here and stuff but hey during quarantine you might be seeing more of me which is rather exciting dont you think