Seth:..Than why the hell are you here in the first place?!..You're like 2 fucking hours early..💢
Sage: Chilll..I just wanted to see how you guys were up..You know-
Seth:..Awwwww- But seriously what the hell do you want...
Anna: *she looks at Anahita*..Did Daddy just swear?
Anahita: *she nodded*..We know Life is gonna get fucked up once Daddy swears..
Selena: *she sweatdrops as she stayed on her phone*..
Sam:....Should we just..Stop?
Anahita and Anna:..Nah
Sage:..Can't I see my lovely cousin? And..His beautiful wife? Talking about her..Where is she?
Seth:...First off..Don't you have a wife as well..and Second off..She's working..*he sighs and he starts doing dishes*
Sage: She..She's working?
Seth: Mhm..I wish they would have given her this whole week off..She gets out of work pretty soon and than she has the rest of this week of-
Sage: So un gentlemen like of you..
Seth: Excuse me?
Sage: Its very un manly- You stay at home while she labors-
Seth:..Her dream is to save people..I'm letting her fulfill her dream-..I get to watch our kids grow up..Win Win for the both of us..
Sage: *he rolls his eyes*..I could treat her better anyways..You jobless nob-
Seth: I already have a job- My job is watching the kids and stay by Heaven's side..*he sets the plate down* Unlike you..What happened to your wife again?
Sage: *he growls*
Selena: Oh sh- *she goez live on Instagram and she records it*
Seth: Oh yeah- She caught you banging some other chick..Must say..That's so ungentlemen like of you-
Sage: Shut the fuck up- .
Seth: Make me *he glared at him*
Selena: *she stops and she starts backing out with the girls and Sam*
Sage: *he growls but stops when he heard the door open*
Heaven: Baby!! I'm home!!
Seth: Honey!! *he starts walking towards her* Welc- Ack!!
Sage: *he pushed Seth and he ran to Heaven- he held a rose up to her* Welcome back Babygirl~
Heaven:...*she sweatdrops* O-Oh....It's you again...
Seth: *Insert Angry noises*
Sage:..Miss me?~
Heaven: Haven't had a single thought about you...*she pushed him out of the way and she walked to Seth*
Sage: *he snapped the rose in half and he stopped Heaven by hugging her from behind*..Awww~ I've been thinking about you all day~
Seth:....*Insert a Deadly Death glare*
Heaven:..Stop harassing me...
Sage: I'm just simply giving you love my dear Heaven~
Heaven:...*she starts getting annoyed*..Stop with the nicknames...I want my husband...
Sage: I am your h-
Seth: *he gets an idea and he starts tearing up*..H-Heaven..
Heaven: Hm? *she looked over at him*
Seth: *he puts his arms out*
Heaven: *she slips out and she goes to Seth- she hugged him*..What's wrong BooBoo?
Seth: A-Am I really a b-bad husband?..A-Am I really a nobody?..
Heaven: *her eyes widens* Oh heavens no!!..Baby- who told you that?! *she wipes his tears away and she kissed his cheek*
Seth: *he points at Sage*
Heaven:......
~5 minutes later~
Heaven: *she just sat on Sage's back while crossing her arms* Hmph
Seth: ÙwÚ
Heaven: There we go- he won't hurt you anymore-
Anahita:...*is just watching from the doorway*..Holy..
Anna:..Shit...
Sam and Selena: *they look at eachother*..Aunt Heaven is scary.........I LIKE IT-
Anna:...Please don't hit on our mom-
Sam and Selena: Wait what- EW- NO
Anahita: *snickers*
~Bonus~
Heaven: Also- Sorry for getting blood on the carpet- :3
