"í'll αlwαчѕ lσvє чσu" (Art Book 1)

R a n d o m

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Ginger: hey Jayden!!

Jayden: Yesh?

Ginger: Spell Orange!!

Jayden: The fruit or the color?

Ginger: ._.
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Morgan: *is just drinking her tea*

*phone buzzes*

😡🤢Asshole🤢😡: Morgan Lucinda Amiela Luz Fredbear, Do you have something to tell me

😒😒Morgan😒😒: What?

😡🤢Asshole🤢😡: I just check your report card and it says your failing English

😒😒Morgan😒😒: you're*

😡🤢Asshole🤢😡:......

😡🤢Asshole🤢😡: You little shit-
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Melina: *is just looking at pictures of Regina*

Jr: *walks in and raises an eyebrow* What are you looking at?

Melina: *squeaks and almost drops her phone, quickly catches it and puts it behind her back* U-Um-

Jr: ?

Melina: Girls in Bikinis!

Jr: Girls in Bikinis?

Melina: On roller skates!! *looks confused* In outer space!! I see girls in bikinis-

Jr: I- Are you high?

Blake: She's been like that ever since she met our sis-

Jr: I-

Blake: *silently leaves*
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Ms. Dickhead : Give me examples of failure

Heaven(Age: 5): OH!! *raises her hand* ME!! PICK ME!! ME!! ME!!

Ms. Dickhead: Okay- what else?

Heaven:...

Heaven: :(
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Azza, dying in Lane's arms: Lane...

Lane, crying: A-Azza..

Zach, the one that stabbed her: Zach..

Lane:.......

Azza:........

Zach: I JUST WANTED TO FEEL INCLUDED OKAY!!
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Ginger: Hey Jayden!! Quick question!! What do you call a baby chicken?

Jayden: *looks up* Hm? IYeah what's u- are you recording me? And is this a trick question?

Ginger: its not!! Just answer the question!!

Jayden:..Um- A chick?

Ginger: Now what do you call a baby duck?

Jayden: A Di-

Jayden:...wait-
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Music: So...Guys what are your signs anyway? Im a Leo

Mariah: Sweet!! Im a Leo too!! What about you guys?!

Aqua: I think Im a Virgo-

Alana: same *drinks her tea*

Rainbow:...Babe- You aren't a virgin-

Aqua: I- *face turns red*

Alana: *spits out her tea*
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Mari: what would happen if Lei voiced a Gps?

Matt: 'Great job!! You missed the damn exit you fucking disgrace!!'

Lei: *silently wheezing in the background*
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Jayden: Hey Gingy?

Ginger: *looks up* Hm?

Jayden: Can a baby go to jail?

Ginger: what?! No-

Jayden: But...If..a mom dies giving birth to a baby..Does that mean they can face charges Against the baby?

Ginger: I-

Ginger: ..Can they?..

Jayden: *shrugs*
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Mari: what's one thing you get jealous of?

Jay:..I secretly get jealous when my phone dies-
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Insert a drunk Lei whispering to 707: Psttt..707 has no idea I'm in love with him-

707: Wait What?

Lei: Oh sorry-

Lei, whispering to the wall: Psttt..707 has no idea I'm in love with him-

*Insert Mari wheezing in the background*
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Heaven: Hunter!!

Hunter: I CAN'T!! IM SORRY BUT I HAVE MY HANDS FULL!!

Heaven: KILLER!!

Killian:Do I look like I can deal with another brat?!

Heaven:...M-Meadow?

Meadow: Im out-

Heaven:.....I didn't want this to happen..But...

Meadow:...No....

Killian: P-Please..Heaven-

Hunter: Don't do it-

Killian: PLEASE-

Heaven:...I'm sorry-

*5 minutes later*

Hunter: Oh hey- It might not even be that bad- *is eating candy*

Killian:....should've asked her to come years ago-

Cherrí: *is rocking Killian back and forth like a baby-*

Heaven: told you uwu

Meadow: *facepalms*