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Killian: *is busy gaming and shit*

Rose: *is crying a river* Killerrrrr!!

Killian: what?!

Rose: I'm so ugly and fatt!!

Killain: Where the fuck did you get that idea?! *isn't paying any attention*

Rose: I gained 20 poundssssss!!

Killain: Doesn't seem like it to me!

Rose: the scale says otherwiseeee!! *she sat on his lap*

Killain: *he inhales and he exhales- he stood her up* Well it went into your ass and it's fucking perfect!! *he slaps it*
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Poppy: I'm so tired of being called cute and adorable!! I'll prove to them I can be threatening and scary!!

Hunter: *walks by*

Poppy: *corners him to the wall* Hah!! You're trapped!!

Hunter: *looks down at her* oh?

Poppy: How do you feel about this?! ÙwÚ

Hunter:...Horny- *proceeds to walk away while having Poppy hold onto him*
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Jayden, on the balcony outside his room: *sneezes*

Ginger, on the balcony ontop of his: Bless you

Jayden: God?
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Mari: Who are you?!

Martita, past Mari: I'm you- but a top
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Ginger: what's your password?

Jayden: snowwhiteandthe7dwarves

Ginger: I- Why?!

Jayden: Idk- it asked for 8 characters
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Alan: Who tf is homophobic in 2020?! How are y'all afraid of homes?!

Jayden: Have you seen the cost of homes?!

Lexi: That's not the meanin- Okay-
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Ashley: I have the sharpest Memory here!! Name one time I forgot something!!

Mari: YOU LEFT ME AT WALMART!!

Ashley:

Ashley: I did that on purpose
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Mariah: Okay- For self defense reasons- I'm gonna act like a burglar and you guys have to act wisely

Alana: Okay

Scrap: Sure

Mariah: Gimme all your money if you wanna live.

Scrap: bold of you to assume I have Money

Alana: Bold of you to assume I wanna live
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Jay, holding da baby: say Dad

Baby: Motherfucker-

Jay: same thing-

Mari: I-
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Ms Bitch: Did you do your homework?

Heaven: Did you grade my test?

Ms Bitch: I have other students' tests to grade

Heaven: I have other teachers' homework to do :)
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Morgan: Vi, you're smiling-  what happened?!

Veronica: Can't I smile because I feel like it?

Morgan:

Veronica:

Mari, passing by: She punched Alex
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Morgan (Age: 4): ZaZa!! ZaZa!!

Azazel (Age:5): *is reading his book* Yes?

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