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Field trip:HOA

3rd P.O.V
Midtown high school just enter red Stark Tower without it's 5 resident nerds (Peter, Ned, MJ, Harley, and Arrow).They all looked at the building in awe because it was so big and had lavish furniture. Mr. Harrington walks up to the desk and says they a tour for 10:00. When there tour guide comes over she hands every one a badge and they walk through the entrance. When Friday comes on everybody but the tour guide. The students ask who that was and she explains that it's the security system and she runs the entire building. When the tour guide went through the scanner Friday announced HOA. Cindy raises her hand and asked what HOA is. The tour guide explains it has hungover avengers. She explains they only get hungover if they are celebrating something. Then Flash opens up his mouth and ask do you know somebody named Penis Parker. The tour guide says no I don't, but I know someone who is called Peter Parker he is Mr. Starks personal intern. When she said that the entire class jaw even the teachers jaw went slacked. Then Flash saws the most dumbest thing ever. He says " how much is he paying you to tell that lie." The tour guide and his class, and teacher look at him like he is stupid and the tour guide says he never payed me to say anything.

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The kids have been on multiple floors and they were heading to lunch. When they got to the cafeteria if that's what you want to call it. It really looks like a food court. They all sat at one table, when the elevator opened and you saw 6 people come out with sunglasses on. When the class realized who it was to say they were shocked was expected. They saw the 5 nerds walking with the Princess of Waknada. What was most surprising is that Harley and Peter were both walking without shirts on and you could see all there muscles and tattoos that they have. They see Ned looks the same, but when they see Arrow and MJ walking in tank tops and some shorts they were surprised. They didn't notice there class because they were on the mission for coffee. When they got
the coffee and were almost to the elevator Flash said " PENIS PARKER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU AND YOUR SHIT FRIENDS DOING HERE". When he was done screaming the class looked at the nerds and saw them clutching there heads because of how loss they were screaming and because they were hung over. They went to the table there school was at and put there heads down on the table and they all let out a sigh. Then Flash said " Hey penis yo-". Peter webbed his mouth shut, wheel MJ and Arrow but threw knifes past either side of his head. The class looked at them and realized that they never looked up when they did that they also realized that Peter used webs like as in Spider-Man webs. Peter said " I will explain everything to you but just don't ask questions. Ok" when his class didn't reply he stared telling the story.

Peter's P.O.V
Last night we celebrated the fact that me and Harley are going to be the heir's if Stark industries. We also celebrated the fact that U proposed to MJ, while Harley proposed to Arrow. So once all that was done Nat grabs champagne and that's why we have hangovers. Any questions. His class all raises there hands I picked on Cindy she asked " if you could always beat up Flash why didn't you. To this I replied why should I start fighting back if I never fought back before. Also because when Uncle Ben died he said " with great power comes great responsibility" if I decided to start fighting flash back he would pick on a new person so I let him because I could take all he said and when he got physical. When I finished the explanation they all just said oh. Then Friday said Mr.Stark requests the 6 pain in my ass teens to the common room. With that said we left our class and went to the class elevator. We waved to the class and went up to the common floor were all the avengers look like death. Dad said you were getting bullied why didn't you tell me I said " you shouldn't have to fix all my problems." He said okay and we all chose to watch big hero six and fell asleep all cuddled up next to each other.

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