𝐻𝐸𝐴𝑅𝑇𝐿𝐸𝑆𝑆 | roddy ricch

𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑦 (ℎ2)

*not edited. ignore mistakes

Ashanti 💄
los angeles, ca
7:32 pm

"DON JULIO MADE ME A FOOL FOR YOU!"
Hennessy and I sang out as we drank Don Julio.

Kehlani was getting us in our feels since Crippy was back in New York for work and Roddy was in Compton filming a lil documentary so he's gone for a week.

Hennessy and I thought it would be a good idea for
Jada and Tiana to have a playdate while Hennessy and I drank.

We are such responsible mothers.

"I miss the dick sis!"
Hennessy cried out.

I chuckled.
"Girl go get you a vibrating dildo"

Hennessy smiled.

My mouth dropped.
"You already have one don't you?"

She smirked and walked to her drawer where she pulled out a long and thick dildo.
Me and her both dropped to the floor laughing.

"Don't judge me Ashanti! I ain't seen Crippy in 3 months meaning I ain't get dick!"

I continued laughing till I heard the doorbell ring.

I got up off the floor and me and Hennessy ran to the door and opened it.
Bird stood in the doorway with 5 happy meals.

"Hey Birdieee!"
I said jumping onto him.

He frowned.
"You drunk bitch?"

I shrugged smiling.
"Mayyybeee."

He rolled his eyes.
"Where my nieces at?"

Hennessy pointed at the playroom.
"Over there"

I looked at the five happy meals in his hands.
"You're that hungry?"
I asked.

He chuckled.
"No. This is for me and my nieces. You think I'm that fat?"

I scrunched up my face.
"You're holding 5 happy meals. I think you're confused on how many nieces you have."

"No I aint. 3 happy meals for me and one each for them."

Hennessy and I looked at each other.

"you think im that fat? my ass"
She whispered, making the both of us laugh.

After we were done we looked at Bird who was standing there crying.

aww now i feel bad.

"Awwww we're sorry Bird!"
I said as I hugged him.

He sniffled.
"I don't appreciate being bullied."

"We're not bullying you! we're just having fun with you."

He wiped his tears and snot and stuffed some chicken nuggets in his mouth.

"Okay I guess... Well Im gonna go play and feed my nieces and tell them what bitches their mothers is."

Hennessy and I nodded as Bird went into the playroom.