The homosexuals go to Hogwarts (aka Solangelo teaches at Hogwarts)

Chapter 2 - some cute stuff and threats

A little FYI before the chapter starts, some characters aren't actually in these places in the original HP story. But just roll with it.

Will Pov

This was all kind of crazy. Hecate gave us her blessing, which was cool... maybe? But also quite medically impossible. Well... it's magic, what are you gonna do.

Nico came closer and closer to me, our noses touch and i'm a blushing mess. 

"You better not shadow travel me" I told him, knowing it was pretty much no use.

"BET" What is with my mans right now? He is being sassy to me. I then turn to run but before I could get anywhere he tackled me to the ground. "Mio Amore, you can't get away from me that easy" he says as we sink into the shadows.

Now let me tell you I have a reason to hate shadow travel. Not because it's dark or scary or whatever you may think. It's because it makes Nico sick, he could fade into the shadows at any moment and I have no control over it. So yeah, don't think of me as scared for myself, but for my boyfriend.

We then appear inside a cosy house. Me on the floor with Nico on top (he doesn't usually top but it was okay) (A/N why do I write things)

"Damn thats sexy... I mean bad Nico you shouldn't do that." I tell him, he then had the audacity to snicker at me, "Are you laughing at me? I'm here concerned for you health and you laughing"

"Concerned for health MY ASS you just like my smexy self"

"Oh shut up" i say as I push him off me, "Now, where are we?"

"The burrow, In Britain"

"Wohh we're in Britain, so cool!"

"No, not cool, this is so annoying our whole year is ruined"

"Boi you better shut your mouth and listen to these two words, FREE HOLIDAY"

"Will, honey, mio amore, baby, tesoro, dolcezza, we are teachers, this is a job, not even that it's more of a chore"

Before we could argue anymore a short woman with red hair came down the stairs "Who are you?" She asked cautiously.

"I'm Will and this is Nico, sorry for barging in. We were told we we were staying here" I really hoped Nico took us took us to the right place, because otherwise this would be very awkward.

"Oh yes dearies, Dumbledore told me last night. Isn't it a little early though?" she asks, but then correct herself once looking at the clock "oh it's 7:40, I have to make breakfast, do you have any preference for food"

"no ma'am" I tell her. She invites us to sit at the table, waving her wand and the kitchen starts making food.

"What will you be teaching dearies?"

"Ah well, defence against the dark arts and something else, we haven't decided yet" I tell her.

"You haven't decided yet?" She asked puzzled "Don't the students need supplies for class"

"Not really, we can provide all that's needed" I was honestly improvising at this moment.

"Oh well that's nice" I could visibly see the relief in her eyes, maybe the family didn't have much money. "We were planning to go to diagon alley today, are you joining us?"

"Oh yes ma'am we need to get some stuff"

"Just call me Molly, dearies"

Before I could say anything else a kid with short red hair came loudly down the stairs "who're they mum?"