*Steven pulls up his Twitter as Connie and the Gems surround him.*
Steven:Can't believe I'm going to do this...
Connie:It's Kevin, so who cares?
Steven:True. But at least the Gems are here so I'll have an alibi on why I did it.
Amethyst:*grabs popcorn* Let's get it!
*Steven starts the Twitter feed*
Steven:I've come to make an announcement: Kevin is a bitch ass motherfucker. He hit on two fucking kids. That's right: He hit on two people under 18 and said his dick was THIS big *demonstrates with his hands* and I said "That's disgusting." So I'm making a call out post here on Twitter.com: Kevin, you got a small dick *Amethyst hands him a walnut* it's the size of this walnut except way smaller and guess what? *Connie hands him a large object* Here's what mine looks like. That's right baby: All points, no foreskin, no pillows! Look at that: It looks like two balls and a bong!
*As the stream ends, Connie and the Gems(even Pearl) can't help but laugh*
Steven:Never have me do that again.
*Meanwhile...*
Kevin:LET ME GO! THAT WAS ALL BULL--!
*POW*
Officer:That'll shut you up, you pedophile! Hitting on two underage kids!
*The Officer throws Kevin in the back of the cop car and drives off!*
Me:Keep em coming guys!
