Steven:*sighs*
Me:What up, bro?
Steven:Take a look. For our honeymoon. Connie booked us a cruise.
Me:What's so bad about this? A huge cruise ship? All you can eat? A casino, bar, dance hall and a whole bunch of other stuff? Why so glum about this?
Steven:The cruise is at the end of the month.
Me:And?
Steven:Guess what else happens at the END of the month with Connie?
Me:Uh oh....you mean...?
Steven:Yep. I'm gonna have an entire week on a cruise ship dealing with *imitates Connie* "Let me tell YOU something about YOU that YOU don't know!"
Me:*laughs*
Steven:Now I'm not making light of a woman's time of the month at all.
Me:Yeah. Don't do that. That is serious stuff. Just try to grin and bear it.
Steven:At least the wedding will be nice.
Me:And it's almost here. Chapter 100 will be the wedding day, guys! Keep em coming!
