when the lights are out...... Everywhere is nothing but silence.
when the night falls you think that you are safe in your homes or ARE YOU?
what creatures are lurking around in the dark?
what would you do if you encounter one?
it can be you frien...
''Ey ey slow down on the drinks bruh'' a man in a black suit said stopping the other man from drinking.
''Don't stop me now cheng. Let me just drink my cum away'' the other man said who was drinking sitting beside him.
''What??? Cum??? Where did this cum from?'' Cheng said raising his eye brow and chucking at his bad joke.
''Now that was a bad joke, ignoring that.....You won't believe me but I haven't had sex for almost four whole months... It's like my virginity is growing back'' the man said as he hicupped in between.
''Eh??? Seriously..... Didn't meet any nIcE guy'' cheng said chuckling a little bit.
"They all look muscular but have soooooo tiny dick....you know what happened one time? I was sooo disappointed" He asked
"No and I don't wanna know too" Cheng said snatching the drink away from his friend.
"Don't be such a beech" The other man Said snatching back his drink and gulped it in one go.
"Well what about your boss he looks like your type why not try it with him" Cheng said jokingly.
"Hehe my bOsS you say...... That Shitty workaholic CEO is nothing but pain in my ass. Nononono not pain in my ass but his whole body is in my ass right now. He makes me do overtime 8 days a week.... Such a virgin he is. He doesn't understand that he's workaholic I am NOT. I HAVE MY OWN LIFE TOO" He said releasing his frustration and got up from his seat.
"Seems like you don't like him"
"Huh? like him??....... His Ego is sooooooo small just like his dick" He said raising his glass in the air. Cheng also followed his friend and raised his glass.
"This is to that small dick *hiccup* cool chick" And both of their glasses made a *clink* sound.
Cheng sat back on his seat and watched his friend who is probably drunk now.
"Small dick cool chick He's a beech he's a beech Small dick cool Chick He's a beech he's a beech" That man started singing while swaying his ass in the air to the rhythm. He didn't care if the people near him gave him a judging expression and continued doing his shit.
"Mr. Wei Wuxian" A cold and deep voice called out the man's name and put his hand on wuxian's shoulder which made him still and he slowly turned in anger to confront the person who disturbed him.
"Who the fuck inter......rupted????"
"Huh?!?!?! BOSS!!!!!!" Wuxian screamed and the glass from his hand slipped away. The glass was about to fall but his boss caught it in midway.
Wuxian suddenly sobered up and bowed his head in respect. "Good Morning Mr. Lan wangji" He said looking down not meeting the others eyes.
"First of all it's 11:pm Mr. Wei wuxian" His boss said in his deep voice.
'His voice is so deep.... Can he give me a deep throa-' his thoughts were cut off when the man in front of him continued.
"So Mr. Wei wuxian who's Ego is small like his dick?" Said the man with dark Aura while putting the glass back on the table.
Wuxian's eyes widened in shock. His mind is a mess right now. He panicked and blabbered some shit which came into his mouth.
"HIS!!!" Wei ying said while pointing at Cheng who was all this while drinking his beer and enjoying the show in front of him.
Cheng's eyes widened twice the size of wuxian's. He sprayed the beer in his mouth on Lan Zhan's face who was in front of him.
"HUH?!?!?!?!!!!!" ______________________________
Author's note Sooooooo yeah..... This is what it is...... Please throw some fresh shit at me.
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