Aromantic. [COMPLETED]

6: Some things you can do

Here are some little things you can do:

- On Valentine's day, you could wear an Aromantic hat and act like dating is sunlight and you are a vampire: Hiss and snap your teeth at people when they come close.

- You can eat 5 cakes in a day and no one will be there except your dog to wrongfully criticize you.

- Watch John Mulaney for a day

- If you are a writer, finish writing your book.

-You can spend more time with your family and friends.

- Something I want to do, Travel the world and learn different languages.

- If someone says 'Romance and love and sex are part of human nature! Reproducing and finding love is the point of life!' you can say 'You're right. I'm not human.' You can then puff out your chest and stand straight. 'I'm a GOD!' It's fun to see their reactions.

- If someone says 'but love is so great! How can you live without it?' what you can say is 'My joy is warm clothes fresh out of the dryer, the rush of relief when someone cancels plans, eating a chocolate cake, the mkkkrrr sound of ATM withdrawal and delicious pizza.'

-When someone asks what you are, you can say a myth, because apparently to some people Aromanticism doesn't exist.

- you can say to people who read dystopian books like The Hunger Games 'Aromantic and Asexual people will be the only ones who survive the apocalypse because they won't be caught up in love triangles and will know how to survive.'

- You can tell people you are an AERO bar.

- If you are an AroAce (Aromantic & asexual) you could hand them the ace of spades and an AERO bar and tell them these are your identity.

- someone: 'what's better than romance?' You: 'watching you beg for forgiveness when you insult me.'

- When someone says 'love is in the air' start to gag and say you are 'dying, you need air.'

- 'You don't want to get married? So you're going to die alone?' you could say 'oh? You think I'm not going to take you down with me?'

- you can say you're 'Byesexual'

- you could say to your friend 'Since aromantic/asexual people do not exist, that means laws do not apply for us.' If the friend nods and grunts, showing they are not exactly listening, lean in and whisper in their ear 'Hey I'm going to a store later, need any money or gum?' watch their reactions as they figure out what you're saying. (You are going to rob the store. please don't though.)

-start your own business and because you don't have a husband/wife to deal with or grubby, Cheeto fingered kids to yell at, you can put your time and effort into that without getting distracted.

-Become a millionaire and make a 'safe house' for people who came out to their parents and their guardians kicked them out. You could also do that for abused kids too. buy them a mansion or let them live in yours so they don't have to deal with their crappy parents. I would do that but I plan on travelling the world first, and that is quite expensive.

Just in case you do recognize some of these, I would like to state that I did use some of the ideas I found on Pinterest. Some of these I did not come up with, some I added or changed the used idea from Pinterest. Hope you find a good life in whatever identity you label yourself as.