Hey Kid? Wrong Number.

gummy bears

Ellie

A B C D E F G, gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue, one is chewing on ma shoe, now i'm running for ma life, coz the red one has a knife

great poetry, am i right?

pete?

am i right?

Unknown Number

Um...

Nothing about what you just said made sense.

Also.

I have no idea who you are, you have the wrong number.

Ellie

hey stop joking pete, i think you're just too blown away by my incredible poetry

Unknown Number

I'm not joking, and I'm not Pete.

Who are you?

How did you even get this number anyway?

Ellie

dude, you live in my phone under the contact 'best boiiii petey'

and since i'm pretty sure you are pete, imma continue with my poetry

Unknown Number

Oh, please don't.

My day's already been ruined, don't make me track your phone and kill you.

You seem like a good, if not fairly dumb, kid and I don't really want to kill anybody else today.

Ellie

haha very funny pete

ahem *ellie clears throat*

roses are red, violets are blue

Unknown Number

Did you seriously not read the last 3 messages I sent you? Are you not afraid of death?

Also, you're not very good at keeping yourself inconspicuous, I have cleverly deduced that your name is Ellie.

Ellie

*le gasp* how oh how, pete ma boi?

Unknown Number

Did you seriously just text in asterisks??????

Ellie

proof you are pete, he's always wondering why i do it that way

its becuz i'm uNiQuE

Unknown Number

I'm sure you've been called other things, too.

Are you going to continue with your poetry, or can I delete you from my phone and proceed to kill you?

Ellie