Hulk Smash Chat
Underoos has added Ellie to the chat
Underoos
Let the chaos begin
*evil laughter*
Tin Can
Kid it's 3 in the morning
Fossil the Second
This newfangled technology sucks
Fossil
Vacuums suck, Bucky
Motherfucker
There better be a very explicit reason to why Mr Parker texted me at 3 in the morning or all of you will continue the rest of the day without heads.
Underoos
Oh there is
She's very explicit
And very reason
Angry Russian Grandmother
??
Birb
le gasp
Does our young son have a girlfriend?
Tin Can
He's my son, fuck off
Fossil
Language!
Motherfucker
If that is the reason I will murder you all.
Underoos
whut no
Ellie is just a friend
A good friend
Angry Russian Grandmother
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T GET HER INVOLVED YOU LITTLE TURD
Tin Can
no calling Peter a turd!!!!!
I will destroy you
Birb
hehehe who's Ellie?
Ellie
i am....
petey what's this?
Poptart Thot
It is called a chat, young mortal
For some bizarre reason other humans believe that socialising with their actual mouths is inadequate so they instead use these small, electronic devices to communicate with one another
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Hey Kid? Wrong Number.
FanfictionWhat happens when Ellie, a very-much-ordinary school kid living with her best friends Peter, Ned and M.J in Queens, sends an accidental text to Natasha Romanoff, the Black Widow? Chaos, that's what.
