The Pizza Boy- Larry Au

Manwhore Pants

A/N Okay so I wrote this roughly three years ago when I was fourteen so bare with the cringe sex scenes but overall I am proud of this story and wanted to repost it after editing it a bit and finishing off the story so I hope you enjoy! I really am proud of the way it turned out!

"Shut the hell up, Zayn" Louis hissed, covering
his best friend's mouth with his hand and giving him an evil chuckle before hearing the 'click' sound on his phone.

"Hello how can I help you?" He heard an older lady's voice ask. Louis smirked to himself.

I would like one sexy twink please

He didn't say that of course but asked instead , "can I get uh large pepperoni pizza with a side salad please" He said adding the side salad for Zayn, who gave him a thankful grin.

Louis and Zayn were geniuses, well at least in their opinions they were. They'd always order pizza from different pizza shops and when the pizza boy got there, well that's where the fun began. They'd pretend they had never ordered the pizza, therefore getting it for free. It didn't stop there though, as they would usually seduce the pizza boy and get a free fuck out of it as well.

Of course sometimes they couldn't if it was a pizza lady because let's face it, they're both gay as fuck.  And they had limits like nobody too young and nobody too old. It was always a disappointment to find that the person carrying their hot steamy pizza was some elderly lady because well, Louis and Zayn are both gay horny bastards.

Sure if you told somebody about this, they may think Louis and Zayn were criminals but they liked to think of themselves more as 'Pizza Geniuses' It wasn't like they raped anyone, they always made sure the boy was comfortable and consented and they weren't technically stealing the pizza. Louis and Zayn were just experts at manipulation.

They had a whole system.

The boys sat on the maroon couch that matched Louis' pants too perfectly and discussed what they thought the boy would look like.

"I bet he'll be Twinkier than a Twinkie" Louis said as he sucked on a lollipop that he found randomly in Zayn's room when he was looking for their favorite shared scarf.

"Well if that's true than you can take him. I like me some doms" Zayn said, violently tapping away on his DS as he played Super Mario Brothers.

"I know dude. It's obvious you could never be a top. I mean, you're like as submissive as they come, you twink head" Louis said smirking , patting his best friend's raven colored head.

"I'm not even gonna be offended by that because it's so true" Zayn laughed but was interrupted by the sharp doorbell noise.

Louis and Zayn both rushed to the door and peered out the keyhole. There was a cute and rather tall boy with a head topped off with curly hair. It was pouring down rain outside and his curls were a bit dampened and Louis almost felt a little bad for making him come all this way in the rain.

Almost.

The boy wore a Jack Wills purple sweatshirt and had large emerald eyes. "Fuck yes. He's mine Zaynie" Louis said almost immediately pushing Zayn out of the way and, smirking to himself before he opened the door revealing the curly haired lad who was cussing to himself under his breath.

The boy gave a fake smile and Louis gave him his best confused look. "Uh, I didn't order a pizza" He lied, very convincingly too. The boy frowned, his eyebrows furrowing.