chapter 17: wedding squanchers

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y/n's pov

I woke up to Rick's arms wrapped tightly around my waist. Usually he was already up and out of bed before me. I turned as much as I could to get a better look at his face. His eyes were closed and for once he looked kinda peaceful. 

It had been about a month since we went out on our not a date date. We've jumped at any chance we could get to have sex, when we could without any disruptions. Not that it's been easy, seriously Morty is such a cock block. The kid literally pops up at the worst possible times. His mom's not any better. She's walked into the garage to ask him something so many times, if it wasn't for her decency to knock I swear she would get an eyeful. 

  "What are you t-thinking so hard about," Rick rasped and bit under my ear eliciting a small moan to escape my lips. 

"How sexy you sound after you just wake up," I smirked. 

"mmm, really?" He whispered and repositioned himself. 

"Mmmhmm....now get off so I can get dressed. I gotta go see if  Beth needs help making breakfast."

He groaned in protest but shifted his weight off of me anyways. I quickly pulled on some pajama shorts and a tank top before heading down stairs.

*Time skip to everyone at breakfast*

"The trick to cereal is to keep 70% of it above the milk."

"Jerry get a job," Beth sighed.

There was a knock on the door.

"Uh why don't you get it Jerry, you're the man of the house and you don't have a job," rick said bordly.

Jerry got up and opened the door only for a carrier flap to zoom in. Rick reached in and pulled out a cybernetic looking egg.

"Oh shit it looks like an egg-vite from bird person. Must be time for his annual oscar party," he said excitedly while cracking it open.

Music sounded out and pictures of Bird person with some girl popped up. Rick got up and threw the egg with the plate in the trash only for Summer to squeal in excitement when she heard this Tammy person was marrying Bird Person. 

"What the hell is a Bird Person," Jerry asked.

Morty beat me to explaining by simply stating that he was Rick's Best Friend. 

"Ugghh, l-let's not get carried away morty," Rick said playing with his cereal.

Jerry made a snide comment about not knowing that rick was even capable of having any friends, and rick retorted back causing the carrier flap to absorb Jerry due to rick's bad wording.

Beth, Morty, and Summer freaked out and tried to follow the thing as Rick and I continued to eat our cereal. Beth asked were it took Jerry.

"planet Squanch," we both answered boredly.

"That's insane," morty sreeked.

"Yeah I know. Now we have to go to the wedding," he said furrowing his brow. 

The three came back to the table and ate. Summer and Beth talked about what they should wear to the wedding. The two girls hurriedly ate their cereal before dragging me upstairs with them. 

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