chapter 8: risksy business

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Rick's pov

Everything had been going okay. Morty and I had been on three adventures. It had been a week since the whole citadel of Ricks and the trial. It felt like I was forgetting something but I pushed it aside, couldn't be that important if you forget right?

It was Friday afternoon, Morty and I were oxidizing some synthetic lazer eels when Beth and Jerry dragged us and summer out to the driveway. Apparently they were going on a Titanic themed cruise and I was in charge. Beth threatened to forbid anymore adventures with Morty if anything was out of place when they got back. They pulled out of the driveway and left, as soon as they did so the garage door fell and our eels flew out with a hiss.

"Well we're past the point of no return, I'm going to throw a party," summer smiled.

We all went back inside and Morty began to flip out on summer.

"Rick tell Summer she can't have a party.

"Uh summer, you can't have a party. Because I'm having a party, b-*eugh* bitch," I said taking out a plate from the fridge.

Morty and summer both argued to me about the party. Summer said it was her chance to get popular and asked why I threw parties when I made fun of her reasoning.

"To get rickety rickety wreaked son," I yelled with a satisfactory smirk.

People slowly began to trickle in the afternoon and summer had been greeting people, when she came to an alien or person she didn't recognize she'd call me over.

"Bird person," I created

"I am pleased there is no emergency."

"Oh there's an emergency alright, a pussy emergency! When's the last time you got laid pers."

"It has been a... challenging mating season for birdperson," he sighed.

"Well it's time to get your beak wet tonight playa. Go have some fun out there bird- bird- birdperson."

Morty came to me and asked how many people I invited.

"Um people? Like 6?"

I walked back into the living room and talked to some old friends. Eventually gear head started up the heat wars talk again. Morty and Summer came back up to me.

"Grandpa Rick where's (y/n). I need her help, my outfit just got ruined and I need her opinion."

"Yeah where is (y/n)? I don't think we've seen her since the citadel of Ricks," Morty added.

"Don't worry about it. She's probably still at the (y/n) daycare in the citadel," I shrugged casually but it secretly had me just a bit worried.

"You forgot her there," Morty screached freaking out.

"So what m *eugh* Morty, you didn't remember either. None of us did."

"I thought she was just doing her own thing. I don't know like having her own adventure or something," summer said, "but you left her somewhere and forgot about her. That's so messed up grandpa Rick."

Just then Jessica walked in in slow motion and I shouted at slowmobius to knock it off.

"This is it morty. Tonight your only adventure is your cusping manhood. Go get her," I said pushing Morty off towards her direction to deflect from the current topic.

"So what you aren't going to get (y/n) back?"

"After the party s *eugh* summer. Aren't you supposed to be- be busy trying to get popular or- or something."

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