Slashers Apartment Adventures

Chapter 2: Quarantine: Slasher Style (Part 1)

A/N: I've been thinking about this one for a while now! We're all stuck inside and I figured 'hey, why not write about the slashers and how they deal with quarantine'! Hope you enjoy!

"This is so fucking stupid..." Freddy grumbled under his breath. He was currently watching the news as the reporter announced that all residents were to stay at home due to the COVID-19 virus. Much to his dismay, that meant being stuck at home with these assholes he called roommates. It wasn't so bad with you around, but everyone else...

"Quarantine, huh?" Chucky mused, munching on some chocolate chip cookies you had made. "What the hell are we going to do if we need groceries?"

"Well, we can go out, we just have to wear some protective masks." you said, currently making some masks for your slasher buddies. You had gotten some fabric from a craft store and decided to make each of your friends a unique mask that matched their personalities. "Also, there's online grocery shopping, too."

"I miss the 80's. Everything was less complicated then. Stupid kids and their damn memes..." Freddy growled, crossing his arms over his chest. At that moment, Ghostface decided to slide into the room, nearly tripping and falling (anyone else notice that he is always tripping and falling in the movies? No? Just me?) while screeching memes at the top of his lungs. 

"IT IS WEDNESDAY, MY DUDES!!" Jason glared over at Ghostface while Michael simply ignored him and continued to write in his notebook. 

"My god, you're an idiot..." Chucky grumbled, "And besides, it's Friday..." he added quietly, to which you giggled. You loved your boys, despite the fact that they could get on your nerves sometimes. It would be interesting to see how this whole quarantine would work out with everyone together in one apartment. 

"What does it even mean to be in quarantine?" Pennywise asked curiously, munching on a lollipop.

"It means we can't leave the house, Penny. Basically, we're stuck inside until this whole virus eases up and it starts to get better." you explained as you continued to sew the masks. Pennywise 'oh'd ' in response and continued to munch on his sweets. 

"So, what are we supposed to do?" Freddy asked, picking at his clawed glove. You smiled as you set Michael's mask down, deciding to take a break.

"Well, we could do some puzzles or maybe play some board games?" you suggested. Michael and Jason nodding their heads. Both were used to the silence and liked it that way, so you weren't surprised when they agreed to some peaceful activities. 

"Can we make some candy or cupcakes~?" Pennywise asked, a bit of drool dripping down his chin. 

"Sure! We can bake some cookies even or maybe even come up with some creative cupcake designs!" you actually loved that suggestion, thinking of all the interesting flavors you could whip up in the kitchen. Mm~ Cotton candy cupcakes~ 

"Can we have an orgy~?" Chucky suggested with a wide grin, waggling his eyebrows suggestively. You rolled your eyes at that. Typical Chucky~

"Yeah, how about no?" you said, his face dropping to a disappointed glare. 

"Aw, c'mon! I wouldn't mind that idea~!" Freddy piped up, finally adding his input.  You rolled your eyes again. Men, honestly, they were a handful~

"Nice try, you two, but no means no~" they took a hint and backed down. "Baking sounds like fun~ Maybe we could try making some new dishes for dinner?" you suggested. Jason seemed to take interest in this idea and immediately raced to the kitchen, raiding the cook books in search of inspiration.

"I have always wanted to learn how to make Swedish meat balls..." Chucky mused. "And maybe some chocolate chip cookies..."

"See? We can all learn something from this quarantine~" you looked over to some of the others. "Any other ideas, you guys?" 

"Scary movies~!" Ghostface cheered, looking hopeful. "Please?" 

"Sure~ We can watch movies~ Any other ideas?" you looked to Michael, who only shrugged in response. 

"Why can't we just go streaking?" Freddy mused, drumming his fingers on the couch with a smirk, "C'mon, sweetcheeks~ Haven't you ever wanted to do something crazy or fun~?" You smirked as you straddled Freddy's lap, him smirking and caressing your hips.

"Oh, I'm down for about anything, Freddy~" you purred, giving him a seductive grin. "I just don't think you've earned the satisfaction of seeing me naked~" you giggled at the pout he gave you and got up, making your way into the kitchen.  Jason sat at the kitchen table, flipping through numerous cook books, a few pages already bookmarked and set aside. "Find anything good, Jason~?" you asked, taking a seat across from him. He nodded enthusiastically and you could practically see the bright smile under his hockey mask. The others meandered into the kitchen, sitting around the kitchen table with you. Freddy looked extremely bored, instead, taking interest in your ass and staring at it intently while Michael joined Jason in looking for recipes. Chucky, being extremely small, clambered up onto your lap, making himself comfy, much to the discomfort of Freddy, who only glared at the stitched-up doll. 

"Well, until we find some recipes that catch our eye, we could tell stories or even secrets that nobody ever knew?" Ghostface suggested. 

"That's actually a really good idea, Fuckface... I can't believe I actually fucking complimented you, dumbass..." Freddy grumbled. You couldn't help but agree. Not only would you get to know your friends more, you could finally get some dirt on Freddy and use it as ammo whenever he tried to flirt or be perverted with you. 

"I'm down for it~" you said, "Let's do it~ Who would like to go first~?" you asked.

"I guess I'll go first!" Ghostface chirped, "Ummm... There was this one time when I was in my victim's house and I had them cornered and I tripped over my robe..." Ghostface said sheepishly.

"Why does that not surprise me?" Freddy said, glaring at Ghostface.

"Yeah, that really wasn't a secret. You trip over your stupid wardrobe every single day, dumbass..." Chucky said, making Ghostface 'aww' in defeat. You smiled a bit and pat his back.

"It's ok, Ghostface~ I'm pretty clumsy myself~" you said with a smile. Under his mask, Ghostface smiled. You truly were amazing and he couldn't understand how you were always so kind to everyone, even when the world was falling apart. He could honestly say that he had a big crush on you. 

"I'll go next. Um, one time when I was a doll, I was living at this one woman's house. She was a doll enthusiast and collected all sorts of dolls. It was kinda freaky, to be honest. Anyway, one day, I had snuck into the bathroom where she was taking a shower. She must have sensed that something was wrong and she poked her head out of the shower curtain. Now, this lady was in her 80's, bear in mind. So, I was a quick thinker and I got into 'doll mode' and she hadn't suspected that I had been moving around. But then... things got really weird... She saw me sitting there and instead of closing the curtain and continuing with the shower, she started singing this really old seductive song and started to do this weird dance... as if she was trying to seduce me... I left the house immediately after she left to go do errands in town..." Chucky shivered, going almost pale. You shuddered at the thought. You remembered seeing your grandma naked once, completely by accident and you could clearly remember not sleeping well for a few weeks. 

"All right, I got a question for, Sweet Cheeks~" Freddy purred, "Who is your favorite out of all of us~?"

"Well, um..." you stammered, not really quite sure how to answer this. All eyes were on you and Pennywise was drooling in anticipation. Oh boy...

                                                                                     *TO BE CONTINUED*