Slashers Apartment Adventures

Chapter 1: Grocery Shopping

You grimaced as you opened up the refrigerator. It was empty. You absolutely dreaded going grocery shopping, especially with your friends. You had met your friends when you were 22 and you were now 25, knowing them for about 4 years. Don't get me wrong, you loved your friends to death, but going grocery shopping with them all was a bit of a challenge. Jason tended to wander off with Michael and you had to look all around to find them, Freddy had this bad habit of making a scene in the store like a two-year old and tended to stuff Chucky in those freezers and closing the door so he couldn't get out, Ghostface always bugged to get a movie and would act like a toddler if he didn't get one, Pennywise threw a shit-ton of candy and sweets in the cart, and Chucky would bitch and cuss so much that the store employees would always get angry with him. Of course, they couldn't do anything, since they were customers and they weren't technically doing anything wrong and also because if they did confront any of your slasher buddies, they would most likely die a painful death.

You walked over to the cabinets and opened them as well, seeing some semi-filled cereal boxes as well as some (stale) chips and cookies. Yep...you definitely had to go shopping. You gathered your purse and slipped on your coat, scarf, and gloves on as well as your shoes as you called out to your friends.

"Ok, guys, I've gotta go to the store for a couple of things. Anybody wanna come with?" and, of course, they all said yes and piled into the car. After finally finding a parking space, you all wandered into the warm building as Pennywise raced to get a cart for you, giving you a charming smile.

"Here you are, my sweet little gumdrop~" he purred as you gingerly took the cart with a smile.

"Thank you, Penny~" you smiled, walking ahead and pushing the cart. Freddy glared and pushed past the clown with a scowl on his burnt face.

"Stupid clown asshole, don't try to butter her up!" Freddy growled threatingly, Pennywise holding his hands up in defense and smirking. Freddy sidled up to you and started to push the cart for you.

"Allow me, my little angel~ A beautiful woman shouldn't strain herself trying to push such a heavy thing~" he purred, giving you a smoldering look and a kiss on the head.

"F-Freddy, there's nothing even in the cart~" you blushed with a smile. Pennywise rolled his eyes, muttering something along the lines of, 'now who's buttering who up'.

"Nonsense~ I love helping you~" he grinned. You smiled and shrugged, walking beside Jason, who radiated happiness as you held his hand.

"Jason, how are you so tall and strong~?" you mused, gently squeezing his biceps and drawing a purr of delight from your hockey-masked friend.

"Shove it up your ass, you stupid dope..." Chucky muttered, obviously jealous of the attention. Jason immediately whipped around. Despite the fact that he was silent and didn't speak, his hearing was phenomenal. He started to whip out his machete, but you put a gently hand on his arm to stop him.

"Easy, Jason. Calm down, honey." you softly purred, trying to soothe him by rubbing his back, "Chucky, be nice and don't sass Jason." you said. Chucky grumbled under his breath and looked over to a huge display of stacked cans of green beans. A sly grin spread across his face as he kicked the can on the very bottom, making the rest come tumbling down on top of him.

"Baaaaaaaaabe!!" Chucky whined. You raced over to Chucky and cleared the cans off of the little doll, holding him close.

"Oh my poor little dolly! Are you ok, sweetheart??" you worried, checking his body for any scratches or nicks. You held the doll close as he smirked at the other slashers, holding up his middle finger. Freddy glared while Michael popped his knuckles.