KILL LA BLEACH

Chapter 5: To Urahara Shop

There was darkness, pitch black darkness as a voice was heard in the void followed by a glint of red light.

???: Ryuko...

The voice got louder.

???: Ryuko!

The voice then yelled out.

???: GET STRONGER! RYUKO!!!!!

We cut to Ryuko sitting up with wide eyes and sweat running down her face.

Ryuko: (gasps) Senketsu!

Ryuko was breathing heavily as she tries to calm herself while looking around to see that Satsuki was no longer in bed.

Ryuko: (in her mind) What the hell...? That dream... Was that Senketsu...? Was he... trying call me...? What did that mean? Was he-Aaaaah~!

Ryuko covered her mouth after the sudden moan with widened eyes and a blush as she looks down to see... a lion plushie nuzzling and fondling her large breasts.

???: (sobbing in joy) Oh rukia... you returned to me and your boobs have gotten bigger, close to orihime's valley of the gods... so big and soft...

Ryuko's blush grew as her face formed into an expression of embarrassment and mostly RAGE.

Ryuko: GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Soon, the lion plushie was sent crashing into the walls as it hit the ground. Soon, the lion plushie rose up with an angry look.

???: Hey! What's the big idea Rukia-san?! I was trying to give you a warm welcome hug from your favorite Lion Prince, Kon! (Crying tears of joy) I even noticed that your boobs have gotten bigger, you're nearly to orihime's level of-

When the lion plushie known as Kon opened his eyes, the person he was hugging/groping wasn't "Rukia" but a clearly pissed off Ryuko Matoi, who was holding her scissor blade with shadows over her eyes as a red glint was showing with a murderous grin on her face.

Ryuko: I don't know what the hell you are but.... YOU JUST SIGNED YOUR OWN DEATH WARRANTY!!!!

Kon: GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

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Downstairs, Satsuki was sitting on the couch in the living room, enjoying her tea as she was thinking about what transpired yesterday. The portal to another dimension, the strange white masked creatures called Hollows and the power display of a soul reaper being Ichigo Kurosaki.

Satsuki: You are quite an intriguing being, Ichigo Kurosaki... that power you displayed, it was far beyond anything I ever seen past the past the power of a Goku uniform or a Kamui.... I need to learn more about you-

Kon: AAAAAAAAAHHH!!! HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Ryuko: GET BACK HERE, YOU STUFFED LION PERVERT!!!

Satsuki turns to the stairs to see a small lion plushie running down the steps followed by an angry Ryuko chasing him down the stairs, trying to hack him to pieces with her scissor blade.

Satauki: .......

As kon ran towards the kitchen to hide, he was instantly stomped on.

Kon: Mmmph!! Hey, get off me!

Soon, the lion plushie was picked up and lifted up to the annoyed face of Ichigo.

Kon: Ichigo, you gotta help me! A crazy b***h with a red blade is trying to kill me!!!!

On que, Ryuko barged into the kitchen with her scissor blade in hand and a murderous look on her face as she saw Ichigo holding the perverted lion plushie, her look changed into a sadistic grin.