I wanted to do a chatfic at some point in this book so here you go lmao
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Username key
EnNO - ennoshita
Baldy- tanaka
Rlngthndr- noya
Naruto- narita
KinoSHITa- kinoshita
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The G🅰️🆖
Rlngthndr: ok so
Naruto: mom come pick me up I'm scared
Rlngthndr: if you cut off your leg would you feel pain
KinoSHITa: yea of course you would tf
Naruto:yeah that would hurt mire than my dads beatings
KinoSHITA: dude you good
Naruto: nah fam 😔🖐
KinoSHITa: 😔🖐
Baldy: yeah you would feel it in your
Baldy: ...
Baldy: yo what the FUCK
Rlngthndr: I KNOW RIGHT
Naruto: and you guys don't know how you failed biology?
KinoSHITa: you would feel it above where you cut it off
Baldy: NO YOU WOULDNT FEEL IT
enNO: uh guys
enNO: I have something to tell you that's kinda important
EnNO: also what the fuck is wrong with you guys Kinoshitas right
Baldy: well now I don't care cause you broke my heart
Rlngthndr: yeah go suck a dick lmao
EnNO: well that's kinda my point
Rlngthndr:??
Baldy:??
Naruto: you guys are stupid
KinoSHITa: glad you felt you could tell us man no problem
Baldy: the fuck you mean
EnNO: I'm gay
Baldy: I'm retarded
Rlngthndr: same here lmao
Naruto:doesn't change a thing
Rlngthndr: ^^^
Baldy:^^^
EnNO: thanks guys
EnNO: so I guess I'm the only lgbt+ one in our friend group then
Naruto: ummmm
KinoSHITa: UMMMMMM
EnNO: wait are you guys?
Naruto 🏳️🌈
KinoSHITa: hey frying pans are cute
Baldy: damn if only was lgbt+ cause I'm bi lmao
Noya: I'm cupiosexual
Baldy: bro you know I don't understand anything with more than 10 words
Noya: I'm asexual but I'm still down to fuck if they're deemed worthy
EnNO: that is like the best and worst way of describing that I have ever heard
Ennoshita put his phone down and sighed very loudly with relief. Well they were okay with it. Hell, they're all the same as me so that's really cool. We're our own little gay corner. Are any of them openly out at the moment? Do I want to be?
He thought about this for a couple of minutes juggling between the pros and cons of each way he could take it. Until, he decide that he was gonna keep this on the low.
I wonder what's going on in the group chat?
KinoSHITa: so are any of us open about our sexuality?
Naruto: nah I want to keep it secret for now
Rlngthndr: same here as that guy
Baldy: I haven't explicitly told anyone but I don't think it's that hard to guess
EnNO: I think I'm gonna keep it low-key for now
KinoSHITa: alright so that's agreed
KinoSHITa: so since we're al gay who wants to come round to my place and have an orgy
Naruto: I'm down fam. Anything for the homies
Baldy: well at least this time I don't have to keep my socks on
Rlngthndr: I'm dtf
Rlngthndr: oh yeah but guys I have chlamydia is that okay with you guys 🥺🥺
EnNO: yeah bro if we gettin dirty let's get dirty 🥰🥰
KinoSHITa: oh yeah just as a warning before you come my webcam has this weird feature where it's always got a red blinking light just don't worry about it
KinoSHITa: oh but on another COMPLETELY unrelated note do you think we all look over 18?
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Hey that was a pretty cool chapter amirite.
Word count: 560 words
