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fuyuhiko, kazuichi, and chihiro almost have a threesome

Fuyuhiko: anyways, KAZUICHI TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!
Kazuichi: oh uh, okay..
*Kazuichi takes of his beanie*
Kazuichi: is this enough?
Fuyuhiko: NO!
Kazuichi: oh.
Fuyuhiko: MORE!
Kazuichi: uuuuh okay?
Kazuichi takes out his earrings
Fuyuhiko: YOUR PANTS- GET RID OF THEM!
Kazuichi: i'm wearing a jumpsuit
Fuyuhiko: I SWEAR TO GOD- TAKE IT OFF THEN!
Kazuichi takes off his jumpsuit, but he leaves his shoes on
Fuyuhiko: KAZUICHI!
Kazuichi: yessir?
Fuyuhiko: YOU FAT WHORE!
Kazuichi: DAMN, OKAY!
Fuyuhiko: My fat whore~
Kazuichi: FUCK YOU TO I GUES- oh!
Fuyuhiko: Now, wanaaaa, ya know?
Kazuichi: No I don't know, play mario cart?
Fuyuhiko: want to fuc-
Kazuichi: only if i get to bott-
Fuyuhiko: Of course.
Kazuichi: DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME!
Fuyuhiko: Ha! Bottom!
Kazuichi: Well let me just,
Kazuichi took of his shoes
Kazuichi: it's getting real now
Fuyuhiko: Wow... that's hot...
Unbeknownst to Fuyuhiko and Kazuichi, Chihiro was standing there the whole time. He was staring in shock
Kazuichi: OH FUCK CHIHIRO-
Fuyuhiko: No-
Kazuichi: HOW MUCH DID YOU SEE?
Chihiro stops to think for a minute, his finger resting on his chin, he starts to cry
Kazuichi: OH GOD SWEET CHILD IM SORRY!
Fuyuhiko and Chihiro shares a conversation of looks. Kazuichi looks between the two confused. They seem to get in an argument but soon reach an agreement.
Fuyuhiko: Now leave.
Chihiro: But I wanted to join in..
Fuyuhiko and Kazuichi in sync: What!?
Chihiro: You heard me!
Fuyuhiko: Wah!?
Chihiro: So i'm not good enough for you... is that it!?
Fuyuhiko: I- I never said that.
Kazuichi: I mean, I'm down I guess.
Fuyuhiko: Fine.
Chihiro: Wha?
Fuyuhiko: NOW TAKE TOUR CLOTHES OFF!
Kazuichi: Damn we really doing this..
Chihiro: I guess so.
(okay so during this next segment fuyuhiko had to leave so it is now just chihiro and I)
Kazuichi: Uhm, I'm kinda uncomfortable with this not gonna lie, but thats because you remind me of a small child.. I don't know I can do this-
Chihiro: Can you at least try,, for me?
Kazuichi: dude i feel like i'm about to fuck a five year old which clashes against all my morals.
Chihiro: I'm not a child!
Kazuichi: Hate to say it chief, but, you look like one.
Chihiro: What can I do to look less like one?
Kazuichi: Well uh, your gonna need to grow some more but I don't think that's possible..
Chihiro: I'm not that small!
Kazuichi: Aren't you like 4'11?
Chihiro: 4'10 actually.. But that's not the point!
Kazuichi: Listen. I'm going to be real with you. If I fucked you I think I would destroy you because i'm 5'6.
Chihiro: Right... but maybe I can handle it?
Kazuichi: No.
Chihiro: That's fair..
Kazuichi: Listen i'm sorry but, Fuyu can barely handle me and he's 5'1.
Chihiro nods understandingly
Kazuichi: So how are we gonna break this to Fuyu?
Chihiro: I don't know... Do we have to?
Kazuichi: Hmm. We'll definitely need a plan then.
Kazuichi: I'll just tell him straight up, dead ass.
Chihiro: Are you sure?
Kazuichi: Ya i'll just take the punishment in bed.
Chihiro: If you insist..
Kazuichi: Oh I do.
Chihiro: So where does that leave me in all of this?
(Fuyuhiko came back so it was time to tell them)
Kazuichi: Uh Fuyu,,
Fuyuhiko: Yeah?
Kazuichi: Chihiro and I decided to not join you in the threesome..
Fuyuhiko: So it'll just be us?
Kazuichi: Ye.
Fuyuhiko: Sounds good to me.
Chihiro: But-
Fuyuhiko: But what?
Kazuichi: NO CHIHIRO I DON'T WANT TO FUCK SOMEONE WHO LOOKS  LIKE THEIR 5!
Fuyuhiko: Don't I look like an 8 year old?
Chihiro: He has a point.
Kazuichi: Your personality comes into play, and by that I mean how much you swear and tell others to fuck off.
Fuyuhiko: Oh..
Chihiro: Whats wrong with my personality?
Kazuichi: Nothing Chihiro, also your not mad Fuyu?
Fuyuhiko: YOU WANT ME TO BE MAD?
Kazuichi: N-NO!
Fuyuhiko: Well now i'm mad.
Kazuichi: Oh god no I don't know what you'll do to me in bed-
Fuyuhiko: You'll see~
Kazuichi: Shit- Oh god i'm not gonna be able to walk..
Fuyuhiko: Are you scared?
Kazuichi: Not gonna lie,, a little. ... A lot..
Fuyuhiko: You should be~~
Chihiro: Aaaaaaand that's my cue to leave!
Fuyuhiko: Bitch boy..
Kazuichi: Who is that even directed to?
Chihiro: No u
Fuyuhiko: You, Kazuichi.
Kazuichi: Oh alright cool I guess-
As Chihiro leaves the room Fuyuhiko and Kazuichi continue to go back and forth. They stop for a mid second as they heard Chihiro scream,
Chihiro: I ONLY WANTED SOME ASS!
His voice is muffled as the walls are thin. The two also hear his muffled crying and screaming. The two leave for their shared bedroom, and, all I gotta say that happened in there was. Bow chicka wow wow.
The end.