(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ hello ♥
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Mom: a aPpLe a dAy keeP S tHe dOcTor aWAy
Me: *throws apple at doctor*
Me: Wow thats your best idea yet
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old lady:wHen life Gives You lEmOnS MaKe LemoNadE
Life*gives lemons*
Me: Damn thats some sour lemonada life can we get some sugar over here?
Life: f you drink your sour lemonade
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