TAMING MR. POPULAR

prologue:

I was checking out myself on a full length mirror adjusting my neck collar to knot my tie and then suddenly the door to my - I mean our closet; mine and my wife flew open.
And...
My breathe hitched.
I could swear on my life I didn't breathe, well not because I couldn't but... Oh! I don't know.

She came out in that beautiful white dress that brought out all her bodies curve. I almost drop dead. I caught the cringe expression that plastered on her beautiful chin seeing that I refuse to take my eyes off her. I kept breathing her in helplessly. She walked passed me taking her red purse, my eyes followed her all the way.
Men.. She has a nice ass!

She suddenly turned back saying words that I couldn't hear, I wondered mentally if I was the only one in the room.
Wait. Was she talking to me??

"Earth to Leonard!" She said snapping her fingers at my face. I couldn't keep my hands to myself, I got hold of her wrist.

"Hey,
What was that for?" I snapped.
I suddenly got angry for having this.. this damn attraction. I don't go for girls, they come for me.

She freed her wrist from mine glaring at me. "Don't you even dare yell me at...
She told her hands beneath her chest, tugging her breast upward making the cleavage more visible than it should be.
   She glanced side way not noticing his gaze on her chest, she retorted. " I practically saw your eyes undressing..."

I almost choked.
How did she know that was exactly what was on my mind...

"Heyyyy
Don't get way ahead of yourself
You're not even pretty, neither are you so close pretty and curvy  to the women I've bedded. "

He boosted expecting the same reaction he gets whenever his cocky self is on mode.

"Wooww... Leo
You surprise me.
Is that something to be proud of -

"Ayyy..." I cut her.
"Don't tell me you want to give me sermon on being a Christian. Well that's not necessary.
I have enough patience to wait until Sunday. "

" Hump!
You're shameless and you really deserve an award for that. Too bad we have a party to attend.
   You wouldn't want us to disappoint ma and Pa right?!

Meet me downstairs when you're done with your tantrums. I don't sit suckling babies! " She hissed and stride off in her 5 high inch shoe.

Leo sucked in air.
His hands ache to slap that running mouth of her's but he promised his ma to be always on his best behaviour towards her. He would never hit a woman,
Well unless it calls for.

He would have to deal with this perhaps for the rest of his life.

I don't intend fucking one woman for the rest of my life,
Do I ?? He thought.

My dearie mi
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