"Daddy Pass the Salt"
(I've seen a bunch of these and thought it would be funny to make one.)
Bill:
"Daddy can you pass the salt?" You said knowing Bill would reach for it.
But he didn't. Your dad looked at him and smiled.
*Later that night*
"So why didn't you reach for the salt?" You asked.
"I knew what you were doing and I was actually trying to be a good boy"
"That's a first"
"Like I said I 'was' and dinners over time for some des-"
"No Bill! Not tonight!" You said. He fake pouted.
He went home after a few hours of video games.
Richie:
"Hey Daddy can you pass the salt?" You asked not realizing what you had just started.
"Sho Thang Sweetcheeks" He said passing it to you then winking at your dad.
"Umm I'm sorry Mr. Tozier but I think she meant me.."
"No she said 'Daddy' and according to last night that would be me." He said. You face palmed and shook your head of embarrassment and regret.
*Just after dinner*
"What the Fuck Rich"
"Oh come on it was funny"
"Yeah funny until he comes in with a belt ready to beat yo ass"
*Leans in to kiss you*
"Bitch no! Not after what you just pulled."
"I didn't do anything!!"
"YOU BASICALLY TOLD MY PARENTS WE WENT AT IT!"
".........true"
"I love you but your never having dinner here again"
"Okay, now I won't have to worry about *censored* falling out of my pocket in front of your dad, they'll just be in my sock drawer"
"Really Richie, really?"
Stanley:
"Daddy pass the salt"
"Why your already salty enough"
-Kicks you under the table and doesn't pass it but says
-Later that night you...... PRAY.? Yes because your children of God
Beverly:
"MaMi can you pass the salt"
-Laughs
"Oh hahaha very funny Y/N"
-Your parents find it funny
A/N: I'm just going to do Richie, Eddie, Stan, Bill and Bev sorry.
(this funny but weird to write)
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