Split in two

Chapter 12

"What's funny you two" my mother asked
"Hey Nagato when's the wedding" I asked changing the subject.
"When's yours" he said back smirking as I shut my mouth blushing.
"Ok it's cool I got you" I said throwing a dinner roll across the table as he ducked missing it with a smirk on his face.
"Oh Naru your plate looks rather empty" he said in retaliation.
"That's because I already ate most of my food" I said clearly lying.
"Naru" my mother said as I looked at her before puffing out my cheeks.
'Sorry cant talk with my mouth full' I signed to her.
"Oh really" menma said poking my cheek as it deflated.
"Chipmunk" he said
"Bitch" I said back.
"That round goes to Naru" kurama said high giving me as I stuck my tongue out at menma.
"Such foul language" tsunade said shaking her head as we all looked at her.
"We learned from the best" Mina said as tsunade high fives her
"Damn right" she said proudly.
"No home training" glenise muttered.
"Nope none but at least we know how to wash our hands" kurama said as my mother looked at him.
"Hey cut it out" she said as he shrugged.
He made hand movements emphasizing the cut it out. My phone went off with a text from tenten.
"I have tea" she said as I smiled replying.
"We're having dinner come over" I said sending her the address.  We continued talking for a few minutes before the door bell rang. I ran to open it showing a smiling tenten.
"Welcome" i said smiling as she walked inside. I sat down in my seat as she washed her hands.
"Scooch over" she said to itachi who moved down a chair as she sat down next to me.
"Spill" I said turning to her.
"Not in front of the kids" she said before giggling.
"Are you drunk" I asked her as she shook her head. 
"No I'm happy" she said as I nodded.
"Foreign concept" I said as she nodded.
"Hey everyone" she said finally remembering they were here.
My mom left the table coming back with her mimosa as she passed the pitcher around my family those who were legal age poured some before passing it. I passed it to Mrs mikito ignoring kuramas pout.
"Awe next year baby brother" Raiden said faking tears as I giggled.
"We all know I drink so why not just let me get some" kurama asked
"Because your not 21" my mother said glaring at him as he sat back.
"We're you drunk when you had sex with him" Raiden asked chloe who giggled at the question everyone else looking at Raiden in disgust.
"I'm not the only one wandering how his childish ass has a kid on the way" Raiden asked confused.
"Well my dear brother Raiden when a boy and a girl like each other they have a thing called sex and when he releases his fluids into her unprotected there is a chance his fluids could mix with her eggs" kurama said as a knife flew across the table almost hitting kurama.
Kurama used to it calmly looked at my mother.
"I'm trying to eat" she said.
"Oh you have six kids you should be used to the baby making process" jiraiya said as my father leaned back a knife flying past him almost hitting my grandpa.
"Ok ok fair point" jiraiya said.
"Why do you keep throwing knifes that could have hit me" glenise said.
"Did it" my mom asked as she was about to get up to take her plate to the sink my father grabbing it as he took them away.
"Why didn't you let her take that she has to take the plates she's a house wife" glenise asked confused as my siblings and I all snapped our heads at her like she had a death wish.
"Naru" my mother called me as I looked to see a scary look in her eyes.
"Go get the deserts" she said as I nodded.
"Tenten" I said
"Anything to get away from this table" she said standing up as we speed walked into the kitchen.
"That lady has a death wish" tenten said as I giggled nodding.
"That's the point" I whispered to her. Getting the cupcakes as tenten grabbed the pound cake.  We sat the deserts on the table as tenten looked at me.
"You..." she silently asked.
"Yep now sit down" I said as she laughed sitting in her seat.
"What's your name again" my mother asked as my father sat back down looking confused.
"Glenise" she said proudly.
"What did I miss" my father asked.
"She called mom a housewife" me and my siblings said as my dads eyes widened before he calmly slid all the knifes out of my mother's reach.
"How bold of you GLENISE to assume I'm a housewife what gave you the idea" my mother asked.
"Don't answer that" kurama told her.
"Hush child" glenise said as kurama fell back wards in his seat.
"Well you cooked the meal, set the table, welcomed the guest, disciplined your hard headed kids... whom may I say have no home training" she said before stopping as my mother stood up.
"Continue" my mother said.
"Don't continue" Raiden said in a silent warning
"Hush" glenise said as mikito rolled her eyes at her mother in laws behavior.
"Tell another person to hush" mina said crossing her arms.
"H-" she was cut off by my mother.
"She didn't stutter tell another one of my kids to hush I dare you" my mother said slamming her hand on the table.
"This just got interesting" itachi muttered as tenten nodded rushing to get her a bag of chips from the pantry opening it as she sat down eating.
"Hey mom wanna hear a funny joke" kurama said as my mom ignored him.
"Yeah kurama I want to hear that joke" Raiden said.
"Shut up" Nagato told them as they listened.
"All I'm saying is your clearly an even worse housewife than mikito and trust me she is terrible" glenise said
"Say something else about my mother" itachi said
"Itachi" madara said
"Madara" itachi called back.
"Everybody shut up its getting good" tenten said as I looked at her.
"Hey those are my chips" my father said looking at her.
"H- be quiet you big baby" tenten said as I laughed.
"Almost said hush" she muttered to me as I nodded.
My mom took a deep breath before walking towards the door.
"Well glenise go judge another household and get the hell out of mine" my mother said opening the door.
"How dare you treat me that way you have no power over me you can't put up an act around me he is the owner of the house therefore you can't put me out." Glenise challenged.
"First of all this is My house" my mother said pausing as she emphasized the my part.
"I'm not no fucking housewife second of all so yeah I'm worse than mikito. My name is kushina uzumaki owner of uzumaki incorporated and co owner of namikaze enterprises. I bring more money into my house in one Month than you do a year" my mother said mad now.
"Your not gonna sit in my house down talking a nice woman. Where I'm from we were told to only respect our elders if they respect us. Mikito might not say anything to you but try it over here" my mother said tying her hair up.
"You either get to steppin' or get your ass handed to you" my mother said.
"Your gonna let you wife talk to me like this" glenise asked my father.
"Hey don't bring me into that you heard her get out" my father said nodding his head towards the door.
"No no stay I want to see what happens next" tenten said.
"Me too" itachi whispered.
"Ok fine uchiha we're out" glenise said as the only person who stood was madara.
"Mother we don't follow your orders" faguko said looking amused as well. She threw a tantrum storming out of the house as sasuke laughed.
"That was funny" he said as madara walked behind him smacking him upside his head.
"I'm sorry for my wife's behavior" madara said walking out as my mom closed the door huffing.
"Naru not funny" my mom said as I finally laughed.
"I'm sorry but that's what me and Mina had to deal with yesterday and somebody had to set her straight" I said.
"And I thank you for it" mikito said smiling.
"I feel used" my mother said as my father chuckled reaching to take another cupcake. My mom popped his hand
"You have already snuck three let others eat them too"
"He can have mine" I said as my mom looked at me.
"Naru Celeste uzumaki namikaze if you think I haven't noticed that you didn't move that fork at all since we fixed our plates your dead wrong you better eat before I get to three" my mother said.
"Ooh she called out the full name." Tenten instigated as I laughed covering my hand over my mouth.
"One" my mother said as I picked up my fork eating some broccoli casserole as she sat back.
"See" my mom said I chewed the bite swallowing as my siblings snickered at me.
"Keep laughing and I'll embarrass every last one of y'all" I said as everyone one continued laughing.
"Hikari, Nagato had the biggest crush on Chadwick growing up, menma tell mom about how you broke her favorite vase when you were high, kurama let's tell chloe about how obsessed with threesomes you were in high school. Raiden let's tell dad abou-" he covered my mouth before I could keep talking.
"Ok ok we get it" Raiden said.
"You couldn't cover her mouth three secrets ago" Nagato said his ears tinted pink as hikari smirked at him.
"Now what about my vase and who was high" my mother asked
"No Naru please tell me what Raiden did" my father said. As I smirked Mina giggling.
"Are we still laughing mina" I asked her as she stopped.
"Hmm" I said smirking.
"Keep going" tenten told me.
"Naru don't do it" Raiden said as I smirked.
"Dad So you know that watch the one that Nagato had given you for Father's Day yeah so Raiden gave that watch away so a girl would be his date to prom and guess what she took the watch and still said no" I said
"Naru I promise if you say anything I will kill you" mina said as I laughed licking my lips.
"Sasuke did you know" I started as mina slid her chair from under the table.
"Continue" sasuke said smirking as everyone looked amused.
"When mina was straightening up her room today she was on the phone with hinata and she said" before I could finish mina tackled me as I laughed seeing her face red as a tomato. I flipped us over standing up.
"Where was I" I said as tenten looked at me.
"What did she say" she asked eating the chips.
"Oh yes she said that."
"Blueberry honey marshmallow" Mina shouted as I looked at her before slumping in my seat as everyone looked at me Confused.
"I can't say anything she just locked me out" I said dramatically sighing as everyone looked at me confused.
"What" tenten shouted upset.
"When ever one of us says blueberry honey marshmallow the other can't say anything embarrassing about the other twin or we shove blueberries, honey and marshmallows into their mouths and they have to eat them" Mina explained smirking.
"You couldn't say that four secrets ago" Nagato asked.
"Sorry bud it's only a twin thing." She said.
"That's why Naru is my favorite" my father said
"And she is getting the most money in my will" my father said as everyone looked at him amused.
"Her bestfriend is eating your chips" kurama said
"I'll take it out of her pay" my father said
"You don't pay me" tenten said laughing.
"Fair point" my father said before stealing another cupcake. As soon as he put it to his mouth my mom shoved it into his face getting icing everywhere.
"Now didn't I say let everyone else get a cupcake" she said laughing at his face.
"That was a perfectly good cupcake" my father pointed out as my mother shrugged. My father grabbed a cupcake smirking as he smeared it onto my mother's face as she laughed grabbing another cupcake smearing his face as my father grabbed some dinner rolls throwing them at her. My mom covered her face before pouring her mimosa on him.
"Oh it's on now" my father said throwing a spoon full of Mac and cheese at her. My mom retaliated throwing broccoli and cheese.
"Soldiers she has just declared war go to your stations" my father said as I laughed grabbing tentens hand as we ran behind the kitchen counter. My siblings all hid aswell. Me, Nagato and menma threw food at my mom my other siblings throwing food at my dad.
"Fine we're playing like that." My mom said as she started throwing pillows at my dad.
"Mina three o'clock" menma said as mina charged at my dad with a cupcake I smirked grabbing the ice cream throwing it at her as she looked at me in betrayal.
"Stay in your corner soldier" jiraiya said laughing.
"Ok how about we make this more fun" my mom said as my dad smirked.
"Soldiers grab your weapons and expand your perimeters" my father said as we all grabbed as much as we could making a run for it. I lost tenten along the way as I hid in my room. My room door opened and I peeked to see it was itachi I threw a cupcake at him.
"Surrender" I shouted throwing another one as he laughed surrendering. I locked my bedroom door as he pulled me into a kiss.
"You have one weird family" he said as I shrugged
" maybe but their mine" I said as he smiled.
"Now" i said smudging a cupcake on his face.
"Go back to home base you have been killed" I said as he shook his head walking out as I hid behind my door for a minute before running out I found mina and sasuke in her room making out. I smashed cupcakes in their face.
"Ha go to home base" I said as she rolled her eyes grabbing sasuke as they walked back downstairs. I continued to walk around the house hiding my sweets as I saw kurama and Raiden trying to sneak attack menma. I smirked smashing cake in both of their heads.
"Not the hair" kurama whined before they walked back. Me and menma separated as my team got everyone out. We all returned to the living room smirking as my father high fived us.
"You should learn we always our smart you idiots" menma said as I laughed nodding.
"Guess what" my father said to my mother as she looked at him. He smashed a cupcake in her face before pulling it back and eating it still.
"No more cupcakes" he said rubbing his flat stomach.
"Because of you" my mom said as he shook his head.
"What's the score again" Nagato asked me.
"110 to zero!!! Losers" I said as we did a victory dance.
"And that's why your single" kurama said pouting.
"Ha not anymore" I said as I continued dancing.
"Come one hikari and chloe victory dance" I said as they danced too.
"Chloe your on the losing team" kurama said
"But the baby is a winner" I said as I snapped my finger swaying my head as she laughed. I went to kurama high fiving his forehead doing the same for Raiden, Mina, itachi, and sasuke before I continued dancing.
"Wait guess what" I said as they all looked at me.
"I cupcaked all of you losers" I said before I continued dancing
"How did we win five against eleven" Nagato asked.
"Six" tenten said eating a cupcake in the kitchen.
" did you really help" Nagato asked
"Duh someone had to get rid of the enemies weapons" she said as I giggled.
"Tenten guess what" I said as she looked at me.
"We won" I said as I continued dancing.
"Dad who cupcaked you" sasuke asked confused.
"Me" my father said happily eating another cupcake.
"So who has to clean all of this up" mikito asked confused.
"The losers of course" menma said as I smiled seeing them all deflate. Suddenly I stopped dancing before heading to the bathroom throwing up. I locked the bathroom door as I continued. Once I was finished I brushed my teeth rinsing out my mouth.
I walked back out heading back into the living room.
"Uchiha if you would please excuse the clean up crew" I said as they all looked at me confused.
"We're not heartless our guest don't clean up our mess" I said as they nodded standing up.
I walked over to Raiden seeing him trying to scrap off icing.
"You missed a spot" I said
"Where" he asked confused as I stepped onto his back crossing over him.
"Right there" I said smashing a cup cake into his face. As he smirked
"I'll get my revenge" he assured me.
"Wait until I find out who your boy toy is I'm gonna embarrass you like hell" he said
"Me too" kurama said as my brothers all agreed.
"And that's why you don't know" I said dropping all the cupcakes on the floor smooshing them into the ground before I walked over to kurama after scooping up a lot of icing smashing it all in his hair.
"Oh my god Naru" kurama screamed bloody murder as I smirked
"I know I know not the hair pretty boy" I said smirking as I laughed.
"That's what happens when you guys laugh at me" I said as my brother got the dirty mop water bucket turning to me.
"Do not pour that on me" I said backing up as kurama ran at me I ran away from him running in circles before I jumped over Raiden. laughing when kurama tripped spilling the mop water all over Raiden.
"Kurama" Raiden shouted in disgust.
"Dude you reek" kurama said covering his nose in disgust.
"I wouldn't reek in this nasty liquid if you weren't running around with it" Raiden shouted in disgust as I had had enough covering my mouth as I laughed. I laughed so hard tears came to my eyes. My brothers looked at me a devilish look coming into their eyes.
"Run" menma said as I nodded running up the stairs into my room as I locked my door. My brothers hanging on my door.
"Go away" I shouted.
"No open the door." Raiden said as they shook my door.
"The longer you stall the worser the punishment." Kurama said as I heard him cracking his knuckles.
"How about this" I said as they listened.
"We play a game" I said
"We're listening" they said
"We play hide and seek you guys look for me but if you don't find me in ten minutes you leave me alone if you find me I'll eat blueberries, honey and marshmallows" I said.
"Deal we'll go count you get thirty seconds" raiden said.
"Their gone" tenten told me as I walked out I took off running. I hide in the place they least expected me to hide on the roof. I set a timer as I waited. It started to get chilly. I heard my brothers getting frustrated as my timer went off.
"Ten minutes is up" my father announced.
"You leave Naru alone" he said as I release a breath I didn't know I was holding climbing off the roof.
I walked into the living room. As my brothers glared at me. I threw up a peace sign winking.
"Where were you at" mikito asked confused.
"The roof great view by the way" I said as Nagato choked on his water.
"How in the hell did you get up there"he asked me.
"I don't even know. All that went through my head was blueberries, honey and marshmallows" I said shivering in disgust as my siblings laughed.
Raiden walked over to me.
"So I'm not mad anymore" he said as I pinched my nose in disgust.
"You still stink" I said as he laughed.
"Oh that" he said smirking.
"Raiden if you come any closer smelling like that I'll throw up on you" I said as he stopped in his spot.
"Go take a shower you stink" I said before I looked to see kurama was missing.
I saw an amused itachi.
"Seriously you sti-" I was cut off as a sticky substance was dumped on me some landing in my mouth.
"Ew this is caramel" I said turning to see a smug kurama.
"You really wanna play" I asked as kurama shrugged.
"Bring it on" he said as I punched him catching him off guard as he fell back.
"Ow" he shouted as everyone laughed at him.
"I'm going to take a shower" I said stomping up the stairs. I went to my room locking the door before going into my bathroom washing all the caramel off and brushing my teeth before I went out of the bathroom naked as the day I was born going into my closet putting on my pajamas before walking back downstairs.
Nagato and hikari were gone, along with kurama and chloe, Raiden and menma finished cleaning up before they disappeared.
"Where is everyone" I asked seeing mina, itachi and sasuke only.
"Well mom and Mrs mikito left the house going to the store and also to talk and dad and mr. uchiha are in dads office talking, tenten had to go home." Mina said
"Itachi is about to leave and we'll yeah" Mina said as sasuke walked up behind her smirking when his hands lowered all I saw was mina blush.
"Yeah ok your dismissed" I said as mina ran up the stairs sasuke right behind her.
I looked at itachi.
"Well I'll walk you out" I said smiling sadly as he nodded. We walked to his car. He opened the passenger door as I got inside waiting for him to walk around and get inside as I placed a hand over my eyes as I sat like that him sitting quietly waiting.
"Sorry I'm sorry it's just for the past two days I had to sit and act like I don't know you while everyone else gets to be lovey Dovey" I said not looking at him as my eyes watered up. I blinked back the tears. I suddenly felt the car lurch forward I looked to see itachi was driving out of the mansion gates.
"Where are we going" I asked him wiping my eyes.
"Nowhere just driving" he replied reaching out grabbing my hands.
"I know you said that we couldn't be public because of the age difference and how the public wouldn't allow it but" I stopped feeling more tears coming as I turned away placing my thumb knuckle in the crook of my eye to stop tears.
"Hey don't turn away from me I'm listening." He said as I bit my lip.
"Your mad at me" I accused as he released my hand me still not looking at him.
"See I told yo-" I was cut off as he turned my head to face him.
"Why would I be mad at you" he asked wiping my eyes.
"Because you literally told me that we couldn't do normal couple things and I still am here crying and getting emotional and I don't know what I want" I said as he looked at me.
"Baby girl I'll do anything to make you happy you know that right" he asked me as I looked at him nodding.
"How about this" he said smirking as I looked at him confused.
"We hang out and take pictures and you post them" he said as I looked at him.
"Wouldn't that be worse" I asked him confused.
"No I'll be in disguise that way you get pictures and I get a happy girlfriend" he said as I looked at him.
"So until my eighteenth birthday every time we go out you will be disguised and I get to take pictures and post them" I asked as he looked at me.
"And videos what ever you want" he said as I smiled.
"I think I could agree to that" I said as he looked at me a smirk working it's way onto his face.
"Your making me crazy" he said
"Yeah and I'm sleepy so I guess I'll go and sleep in my new bed for the night" I said as he nodded taking me back. I gave him a kiss on his lips before running back inside.
I went to my bed and quickly fell asleep today has been hectic