Chapter Nine

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Chapter Nine

"YOU'RE cute when you blush, babe."

I could not help but compliment her because she really does look cute when she's blushing.

"Stop calling me babe! Were not in a relationship... Sir."

Because we are arranged to be married, sweetie.

"Hmm... maybe." He smirked.

She blushed even more.

Yeah. That's my girl.


After almost an hour of flirting, we went out to the parking lot.

I opened the front seat door for her.

"Gentlemen, aren't we?" She said.

I smirked with her statement.



"Oh my, Sir! Ang mahal dito!" She said in awe like she's never been to a place like this.

"Don't worry babe. Ako naman ang magbabayad." Then I winked at her.

"S-sir hindi kaya mabutas ang bulsa niyo dito?"

"My pockets are made of silicone. Hindi siya mabubutas." That was a joke, pero mukhang sineryoso ata ng dalaga.

While we are walking towards our table, she spurted the most ridiculous question in the world.

"Sir, totoo bang gawa sa silicone ang bulsa niyo? Diba ang silicone ay para sa dede lang?"

Her statement makes me horny a bit.

"Are you joking?" I nervously replied to her question.

Shit. Junior get down! Wrong timing you 9 inches fagot!


...


"GOOD afternoon sir, table for two?" The waitress interrupted us.

The waitress is doing some flirty shitty smile on her face. 

Tsk. Slut. Confirmed!

"Uhm... Miss? Yung laway mo tumutulo na. Wag mo naman pagnasaan ang boyfriend  ko ng harap-harapan."

Agad kong nakita sa peripheral vision ko ang pagkabigla ni Sir Terrence.

POTA! Anong boyfriend!? Malandi ka talaga!!!!

"I'm sorry Ma'am... U-uhh... t-this way po..." Nahihiyang pahayag ng nakayukong waitress.

Oops... hehe...

The waitress escorted us towards our table.

Sir Terrence pulled out a chair for me while grinning.

"Boyfriend huh?"

POTANGENANG NGISI YAN SHET!

"S-sinabi ko lang yon para maghunos dili siya sa kalandian niya." Sabi ko pagkatapos maupo sa aming table.

Habang namimili ako ng oorderin namin sa menu, hindi nakatakas sakin ang bulong ni Sir Terrence.

"Hmm... boyfriend... I like it..."

"What?"

"What, what?"  He said while using his plastered confused face.

"M-may sinasabi ka?" Tanong ko.

"Anong sinasabi ko?"

Narinig ko yon eh! P-pero baka guni-guni ko lang yon. Josko dahil ba 'to sa kalandian cells ko??

"W-wala."

"Ok. Mukhang lumuluwag na ang relasyon natin ha."

"A-anong relasyon?" Shit! Relasyon! I knew it! 

"Relasyon. Kirida kabet relasyon." Then he laughed.

"Ok... Uhm... Sir... I'm confused?" 

"It's a joke. It's actually a line from an old Filipino film. I know it's corny as hell. Can you please just cooperate with me?"

Oh, so he is joking huh?

"Okay, Sir—"

"I told you just call me Terrence." 

So it's a first name basis now?? Jusko Sandra, stop being ilusyonada!

Pero nakakavertigo na 'to si Sir eh! May gusto ba 'to saken oh ginagawa niya lang to para makuha ang loob ko dahil nadiscover niyang isa akong heiress ng kompanya ni Papa?

"Uhm... Sir— I mean T-terrence... Can we make things straight? W-why are you doing this? Is it because I'm the heiress of Saavedra Enterprises?" I asked to answer all the questions circulating my mind.

"Nope, It's because I liked you— FUCK!"

Di ko sinasadyang mabuga ko ang iniinom kong Buko Juice matapos akong mabigla sa narinig ko.

SHIT! NA BLOW MO KAY SIR YUNG BJ!

"Oh gosh! I'm so sorry Sir!" I panicked while getting a tissue and wiping his suit.

"It's okay Sandra, Tatanggalin ko nalang 'to." Pagtukoy niya sa kanyang suit.

Later on, he took his suit off. He unbuttoned two buttons from his white long-sleeve and then OH MY GOD.

THE FUCKING CHISELED 8 PACK ABS IS WAVING!

Shit! My hormones!

"I'm so sorry..." I apologized again but while doing so, I can't help myself from staring at his sexy chest.

"Don't be Sandra." He said as he held my hand on the table and wickedly smiled at me.

OH GOSH! THE SMILE! SHIT!

"I-i was just shocked. But please, sabihin mong nagbibiro ka lang? Nagbibiro ka lang diba? Diba?"


"I wish I could, but sorry babe, I'm not joking." 



Ipagpapatuloy...





Another short lame update in the middle of the night. Pasensya na kung hindi natuloy yung 5 chaps update na pinangako ko. Tinapos ko pa kasing panoorin yung W Two Worlds. Juskolord binabaliw ako ni Lee Jong-suk! At dahil hindi ako makaget over sa JongJoo Couple, nanood ulit ako ng another KDrama HAHAHAHA, pota dabest yung Fight for my Way jusq nagsisisi ako na ngayon ko lang yon pinanood. Bwiset na chemistry yan! Kainggit pucha sanaol.

And btw, bago ko makalimutan, isa ako sa mga abangers ng 5 Special Episodes ng 2gether. HAHAHAHAHA thenk chu GMMTV! Pero season 2 kasi hinihingi ko e pero g nalang. 

Next update bukas kung di ako tatamarin. Balak ko din kasing simulang basahin yung BL story ni Cecelib. Medj nahuhuli na ko. Pero gusto ko ding simulan yung My ID is a Gangnam Beauty. HAYS grabe nafufrustrate na ko! HAHAHAHAHA


love lots, from your unusual pansexual novelist.

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