✰ Nomin/JaemJen Oneshots ✰

Author's Note

Hewo^.^ wadup bitches,It is I! Your one and only sucky author!

So uh,yeah tbh I don't really know shit and also am NOT a professional writer.English isn't my first Language so excuse my grammar and dumbness.

Basically y'all read the title(ofc they did wtf-) anyways uhm y'all have any requests then feel free to comment or message me! Holy shit I'm so awkward.

Ok so If you don't really like my ideas or what I did then uhm my apologies,yes I actually imagine alot of nomin scenarios but when it comes to writing it like sum cool ass book then I'm done for-

Also heads up please do read the tags before you comment some ships that wasn't in the tags thingy,So if you didn't know I'm actually bipolar (i think? Idk parents never cared for check ups) or have some anger issues at times,basically it will kinda annoy me if some people would comment something that the author obv didn't tag and shit- wait do y'all get me? No? Oh sorry.

Also fyi I don't really ship Norenmin- (aym sowy it just makes me uncomfortable and all) but I do NOT hate the members obv,so some side ships like(Cuz I put too many hashtag oops-) :

Markhyuck

Renhyuck

Markrenhyuck/Renmarkhyuck(or whatever the fuck their ship is)

Renmark

Chensung/Chenji

Rensung

Renle

Renyang

Renlesung

and yuh-

So like uhm...send request or HELP ME WITH SOME IDEAS TOO CUZ I ACTUALLY SUCK AT THESE IDK WHY I'M DOING THIS.

You can send some fluff and stuff(btw I'm also not really good at making smuts so uhm- OH! and I don't really do sad endings lmao).

Desclaimer:
Slow updates cuz I'm lazy af

Curse words(sowy)

Sum boring bullshit

Sucky writing

Some grammar issues

Bottom Jeno uwu~

Top Jaemin oh shit-

May or may not be biased to Jeno Lee oop-

Tee-hee~ I made a poem about Nomin/JaemJen/Jaeno

Roses are red,
Violets are not blue,
Nomin is the shit
Then so be it.
They cute as fuck,
Which doesn't suck.
They complete each other,
So hoe don't even bother.
And as long as they're happy,
Then my life will be healthy.
Nomin should rise,
Because you can't say otherwise.
So haters fuck off,
Cuz bitch you a turn off.
Thank you for listening to my ted talk,
Cuz surely I know some of you wanna start to stalk. ^.^

Yeah I made that when my friend chatted me "you should make a poem bout them" and tbh idk but words just popped out on my head,brain cells actually exists and boom! while I was writing Roses are Red, I didn't even think properly and typed🤦🏻

Anyways Hope you like mah ideas and shiz,as Nomin says "Bye-byeeee~"