Shush Now Peacful Earth

The Theater

I now realize I've wasted 3 bucks on what is now the worst cinematic experience of my whole life as the credits role on a crappy little gem I like to call NUCLEAR FIESTA 5: RETURN OF THE GERMATIC RACE AND WAR a beautiful title for such a, how should I say this, unique film to say the most. The static crackles of the cinema speakers still ring out in my ears as I frantically try to sprint out of the golden filmed doors a sign draping down which reads "pull" I proceed to push and stumble over myself using overwhelming strength with intent to escape the dreadful smell of overly buttered popcorn and fatty edibles. I now realize two things my stupidity for not noticing the fine crafted sign and that the film that I've just made a terrible mistake viewing was over two hours long making me late, meaning that my parents will know that I'm gone and that yet again I've snuck out to watch an adult movie with my fathers ID...........then again thats if they get home first. After all it is 4:45pm, home is a 20 minute walk away, my father will arrive home at 5, and im a stamatic monster for my age so according to my calculations i will end up at home around 4:57. Time to make like a jet and dart home unless id like to once again meet the sinister presence of the belt and possibly a spanking, wonder where I got the cash from........