I cannot believe this little girl decided to play with me. Watch, her covid infested Snuggle disappear like the wind. After I posted on Twitter (It wasn't on Instagram because Army is mostly always active on there) I got bored and started playing Overwatch with Taehyung.
Sylenes POV
I threw my phone down and started doing my chores. Since my bed was dirty, because I drooled a lot, I decided to give it a wash. I went to the wash room to see that there wasn't any Snuggle. Just some crust, rusty, dusty, Downy. I took the Downy and trashed it, because we don't use Downy in this house, and headed out to buy some Snuggle.
Once I reached Walmart, I witnessed a bunch of people pushing carts full of Snuggle. I even saw people fighting over it. I walked into the store and to the detergent isle to see not bottle of Snuggle. I spotted a worker and walked up to him.
"Hi sir. Would you happen to know where all the Snuggle is?"
"I am confused. A bunch of people just came in and bought all of the Snuggle. Even my daughter came to buy three bottles of Snuggle."
I looked at the man until it popped into my brain. Instagram boy!
"Thank you Sir. Ill just buy another brand."
I walked away and pulled out my phone.
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W31rd0.L3n3:
Was it you!?
JKSegull:
Are you talking about the Snuggle? If so, yes it me.
W31rd0.L3n3:
What are you? Jesus? Forgive me for my sins!
JKSegull:
No I'm not Jesus, Dum Dum.
W31rd0.L3n3:
Then what are you!! A celebrity?
JKSegull:
Bingo! K-pop!
W31rd0.L3n3:
So you must've told your fans to buy it huh?....
JKSegull:
I didn't tell them anything but say what you want.
W31rd0.L3n3:
Your going to pay. I want you to come to New York and personally deliver me some Snuggle.
JKSegull:
What? Why would I fly all the way there just to give you some snuggle.
W31rd0.L3n3:
Because I said so, I screenshot all of the messages of you talking to me and I wont hesitate to give them to the press.
JKSegull:
What- You- Ugh Im all the way in Korea.
W31rd0.L3n3:
Your rich right? You can fly here. And if your Korean why do you text in English?
JKSegull:
Its to improve my English. My leader is forcing me to speak in English but I'm doing fine so far. -v-
W31rd0.L3n3:
Eh. Well, be here by tomorrow or this convo is out in the public.
JKSegull:
Ok ok ok! Ill be there! Just send the location.
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