Tenth Doctor X Br'er Rabbit X Reader X Iago X Writer X Goat

Chapter 1

My name is Tenth Doctor from Docrtor Who. I am not actually a doctor, but I am still very cool. I am also antivax because my mom told me vaccines caused Lucifer to fall from grace and gave rise to sin itself. Anyway, last Tuesday I encountered one of my best friends/love interests Br'er Rabbt. 
"Hello, Br'er Rabbit uwu" I said confidently.

"Hello Br'er Doctor" he said, but in a southern accent. He was from the South. Did I forget to mention that? He's Southern, but not like a redneck, ew. It wasn't long before Br'er Rabbit and I fell in love within the next five minutes.

"Let's get marriedd tomorrow" I said, tying my hair in a messy bun in anticipation.

"Indeed" said Br'er Rabbit, who nnow spoke in an Australian accent, because that was even hotter.

Of course, hiding in the bushes was my ex-lover, Iago from Aladdin, who I left because they cheated on me with another Doctor. I will not name names in the name of confidentialerality, but it rhymes with Cloctor Pill. He cursed my name and used actual swear words like they say in the Deadpool movie.

The next day we met at the Chapel. The priest, who happened to be a goat that walked on three legs, and had one of its eyes missing, said the priest rites you hear on Tv. "Do you, Tenth Doctor from Doctor Who, take Br'er Rabbit from Br'er Rabbit as your beautiful blushhing bride?"

"I do"

"And do you also do?"

"I do" said Br'er Rabbit.

"You may kiss"

We then kissed for a solid four hours while Iago watched. He was the bridesmaid, by the way.

It was then honeymoon time. We went on a honeymoon and it was nice.

I then cheated on Br'er Rabbit with 20 other lovers lol.