*Spencer's POV*
"Can we talk about Doritos though? They're AWESOME." I said.
"You've said that at least 4 times in the last f*cking hour Spence." Joe said.
"You know I'm right though." I said.
"Would you shut up already?" Dan groaned.
"I'll shut up okay?" I said raising my hands in surrender.
"Thank god." Ricky said.
I opened a bag of Doritos.
Crunch
Crunch
Crunch
Crunch
"I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T STOP CRUNCHING THOSE F*CKING DORITOS I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU!" Dan yelled.
"Good God, is there a single moment in a day that you're not being annoying?" Joe said, obviously annoyed.
I grinned. "You guys would miss me being annoying if I died of corona."
"We really wouldn't." Dan said.
I coughed and dramatically leaned over the armrest of my chair.
"Oh no I'm dying of coronavirus! I have one request before I die... Doritos." I dramatically flopped onto the floor, playing dead.
"Finally!" They yelled in unison.
I looked up. "You guys really gonna talk sh*t at my funeral? I just died over here guys." I galred at them playfully before bursting out into laughter.
Patrick chuckled and Joe rolled his eyes.
"I'll gladly bury you in the yard if you want." Ricky said with a laugh.
I playfully flipped him off.
"You guys suck I'm going back to being dead." I flopped back down on the floor.
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Ice Nine Kills Oneshots
FanfictionSeeing as I get a bunch of fanfiction ideas but never end up continuing them I decided I'd make them into a book of oneshots instead and I may take some of them and turn them into full fanfictions at some point when I get the motivation. Most of the...
