It's June 2nd, 11:58pm
I decide to go to bed early tonight. I don't want to hear that disstrack.
June 3rd, 9:30am
I wake up with 100 texts and 4 DMs
Bryson- "Omfg EMMY"
Jaydyn- "DID JUDY GREER MAKE THAT ABOUT YOU"
Jennifer Garner- "Girl...."
Wayne Rink- "Who's your daddy 😖"
Mom- "Creme - wth !?!"
I gasp and realize, today is the day
I go onto Apple Music and see the lyrics first
"Yo Yo it's Judy on the track. Teriyaki WOOO!!
How dare you threaten me? I'll throw you off the premise. Landyn is a conniving snake and I hope she chokes on her own bile. Got me fired from my job, I hope she gets her karma. I made this song to start a bit of drama."
I decide it's too much and scroll off the app.
I get a feeling of nausea and severe ringing in my ear. I know it's Judy talking crap about me. I decide to go back to The Oaks, once and for all.
I walk up and Faye stops me at the door.
She pushes me back and I audibly go
"Umph!"
She knocked the wind out of me.
I can't muster any words. Her dirty fingernails went directly into my shoulders when she nailed me back with a kick from her knee.
I call security
*Police sirens*
Judy walks out
Judy- "Who's that!"
Me- "Judy, I can explain!"
Judy- "You. I told you I never wanted to see you again. Didn't you listen to that tape?"
Me- "Well, you never actually said you didn't want to ever see me again. You just escorted me."
Judy- "POLICE!!!!!"
Me- "K that's enough. I'll leave now."
Police officer #1- "Not so fast"
Me- "Aw nards!"
Judy- "This woman threatened me and has to endlessly harassed me for days."
Faye- "I am Judy's attorney. I can vouch that this is all true"
Me- "Wait wait wait....come on....how are you backing this up?"
Judy- "Babay I'm JUDY GREER!!!! I win at everything"
Police officer #1- "I think it's time for you to come with us, Landyn"
Me- "Look at your security camera footage. I did nothing."
Police officer #1- "You can speak to your attorney if you choose."
Me- "FAYE IS MY ATTORNEY. I just never have run ins with the law. Apparently Judy does often"
Police officer #2- "Then you can choose to speak to her later, it's time for you to come with us"
Faye- "I am not her lawyer. Take her away"
Police officer #3- "Come with us"
Me- "I am not going with you"
Judy- "Faye stop, let's not send her to jail."
Me- "Thank you Judy 🔥❤️"
