Y/N:
Hey Katsu how was your date with kiri~
Living Bomb:
Shut the hell up
Shark Boi:
We have a second date this Sunday
Mama Mina:
AWWWWWWW
Mama Mina:
Oh and (Y/N), we never got that whole crush on Kaminari thing cleared up
So do you actually like him
Y/N has left the chat
Living Bomb added Y/N to the chat
Y/N:
I hate you
Living Bomb:
You can't avoid this (Y/N)
Y/N:
Yes I can. I will throw my phone away
Bondage King:
Then we'll just go get you and make you tell us in person
Y/N:
I'll lock my door. And baracade it so even if you melt the doorknob you can't get in
Shark Boi:
We go to the same school
Y/N:
Fuck
I'll find a way
Private chat- Pikachu and Y/N
Pikachu:
Do you actually like me?
Y/N:
No
Pikachu:
Oh okay....
Y/N:
Ok fine I do....
Pikachu:
Really!?
Y/N:
Yeah....
Pikachu:
Do you want to go on a date?
Y/N:
Um yes...
Pikachu:
Great!!!
Bakusquad groupchat
Bondage King:
Why is Kaminari smiling like he just got a dog. He's running around his room and cheering
Pikachu:
I HAVE A DATE WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HUMAN EVER FUCKERSSSS
Y/N:
wait I thought you had a date with me
Who is this "beautiful human" you speak of
I am neither of those
Author-Chan joined the chat
Author-Chan:
You are very beautiful stfu!!!!!
Living Bomb:
Who the fuck is this bitch?
Author-Chan:
DON'T CALL ME A BITCH YOU THOT! I CONTROL EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS TO YOU!!!! I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!!!
Living Bomb:
AHHHH WHY IS A GIANT DONUT CHASING ME-
Author-Chan:
I CONTROL EVERYTHING MWAHAHAHA
Author-Chan:
Oh and (Y/N), take some food and manga
Y/N:
:0 there's a bunch of food on my desk and manga on my shelf!!!
Author-Chan:
UwU I shall give you what you want.
Have fun you pieces of shit
Except Y/N and Mina
They are queens regardless of Y/N's gender
Author-Chan left the chat
Living Bomb:
Oh thank God he's gone
Author-Chan:
I AM NEVER GONE ÒWÓ
Living Bomb:
I THOUGHT HE LEFT-
Bondage King:
What happened to the giant donut
Mama Mina:
Oh Denki ate it
Pikachu:
It's strawberry flavored UwU
Y/N:
I'm very confused with what's going on but I like it
Bondage King:
Same
Pikachu:
Hey (Y/N)?
Y/N:
What
Pikachu:
Are you a haunted house? I'm going to scream when I'm in you.
Y/N:
DENKI NO!!!!! NO NO NO
Pikachu:
Denki yes
Bondage King:
I can hear (Y/N) screeching from upstairs lol
Y/N:
Katsuki help me
Living Bomb:
S'not my fault you fell for him
Y/N:
Fuck you
Mama Mina:
Nah Kiri's gonna do that for him
Bondage King:
LMAO TRUE
Shark Boi:
MINA WHY!?!??!?!
Y/N:
Kiri I thought you were innocent!?
Shark Boi:
Those were lies
Pikachu:
Come on, we all know Bakugo's a bottom
Living Bomb:
I'M NOT A FUCKING BOTTOM YOU BASTARD!!!!!
Y/N:
Yes you are
Living Bomb:
I AM NOT!!! I'M A FUCKING TOP!!!
Y/N:
But you'd let Kiri top you
Shark Boi:
Can you guys stop /(/ />/~/</ /)/
Mama Mina:
Aw are you embarrassed Kiri~
Living Bomb:
CAN WE STOP THIS CONVERSATION!?
Pikachu:
Not until you admit you're a bottom
Living Bomb:
IM NOT A FUCKING BOTTOM
Bondage King:
But would you let Kiri top you
Living Bomb:
I- fuck off
Y/N:
:0 YOU TOTALLY WOULD!!!!!
S
hark Boi:
/(/ /●/_/●/ /)/ we've gone on ONE date-
Mama Mina:
Doesn't matter. You guys are having babys so I can be an aunt
Living Bomb:
That's not how it works-
Y/N:
Shush don't spoil her fun. She's already planning a baby shower.
Living Bomb:
WTF-
I hope you enjoyed this short chapter
Leave any suggestions or requests for this book in the comments, I'm running out of ideas
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FanfictionCompleted Warning: very bad abrupt ending Living Bomb: AHHH THE ADS ARE LOOKING DOWN ON ME LET ME KILL THEM!!!! Pikachu: bro calm down it's an ad- Y/N: ...... Y/N: He exploded his phone didn't he. Shark Boi: yep. ...
