Good Girls Go Bad

6

“Remus, there you are babe!” Remus opened his eyes and saw Remy standing in front of him. He was just relaxing, leaning against the wall and humming along to the song when the sunglasses wearing man came up. “What’s up Remy? Where’s Janus?” Remy waved his hand to blow past that point. “He’s doing something for me. I need you real quick.” He grabbed Remus’s wrist and pulled him to the bar. “Remy, if you wanted me to drink, you could’ve just said so. I’ll drink anything.” “It’s not for you, babe. I mean, you can have some too, but these…” He’s given two drinks in colorful cups by the bartender. “These are for Logan and Patton. And I want you to give these to them.” Remus tilted his head and took the drinks. “Whyyyyyy? I’ll do it, but why?” Remy shrugged and got a drink for himself. “It’s how they open up. And I cannot wait to see how they act drunk!” Different images of drunk Patton and Logan flashed in Remus’s head. Most of them weren’t even close to what would probably happen, but still. A person can dream. What you think in your head isn’t illegal. Remy walked away, and Remus watched him walk over to the booth Logan, Patton, and Janus were at. Damn, those two cute. I just want to do everything to them! “Brain, shut up.” 

“Remy, darling, you’ve come back.” Janus said lovingly as Remy put his arms over Janus’s shoulders from behind. “Hi Remy!” Remy nodded to Patton before kissing Janus’s forehead. “Well, everything’s set up now. Thanks for waiting baby.” Remy grabbed Janus’s hand, and the other man smiled. “Of course. Should we take our leave now?” Remy nodded and gently pulled the yellow-clad man out of the booth. “I’ll see you babes later.” He walked with Janus to the bar, leaving Patton and Logan alone. “...should we get something to drink?” Patton asked, unsure of what to do. “Did somebody say drinks?” As if on cue, Remus popped up from under the table- Logan still doesn’t know how Remus got there without him knowing- and put two drinks on the table, one in front of each of the men. “Janus said they’re on the house for ya. They’re really good, kinda boring, but good.” Patton grabbed his first and hesitantly took a sip. “...Oh wow! This is really good! Lo, try it!” Patton took another, bigger drink a Logan looked into his cup with distrust. Between the lighting and the colorful cup, he couldn’t even tell what color it was. But it did smell pretty good, and if Patton thinks it’s alright then… Logan took a sip and he was in love. “Remus, what-” He cleared his throat to ease down his excitement. “-what is this drink?” Remus’s eyes widen a bit as he sat on the edge of the table, on his knees while his feet hung off the edge. “I have no idea. But it’s good, right?!” Logan and Patton both nodded as they took another drink. It didn’t take long for them to drink the entire cup, and then another. Before long, you could tell that they weren’t sober. Patton, surprise surprise, was really giggly, and even the smallest of actions by Remus made him laugh so much. Remus and Logan both blushed seeing him laugh. Speaking of Logan, he just talked. But he talked a lot. Every thought that popped into his head came out of his mouth, whether he meant it to or not. “You both are so gorgeous. I think I love you.” He said like he was stating any other fact. He lifted his glasses up, but they fell right back down his nose. Patton giggled and covered his face. “Awww! I love you too Lo-lo!” Remus thought they were both adorable. He was just watching them, the warmth in his chest just getting warmer and warmer. Before he could stop himself, he pulled Logan close by his tie and kissed him. Then he did the same with Patton, cupping other man’s cheeks with his hands. “You guys should probably go home. I love seeing you like this, but I have a feeling that Remy will kick my ass if I don’t make sure you don’t die. And Remy is scary when he’s mad.” Patton just giggled and giggled, but agreed to come along. “C’mon Lo-lo let’s-” He started laughing and he took out his phone. He took a bunch of pictures of the sleeping Logan in front of him. His glasses were up on top of his head, and it looked like his head was about to slip out of his hand. Remus felt his face get really warm and he picked up Logan. He was surprised by how light he was. “Alright, let’s go Pattycakes.” The very happy man giggled again and they went up a flight of stairs Patton had never seen before. “Where are we going Re-re?” He gasped. “Are we going to Narnia? Or to a land full of kitties that I’m not allergic to?! I wanna go see kitties I’m not allergic to.” Patton pouted for about a second before he started giggling again. Remus couldn’t help but smile. “Sorry Pattycakes, but we’re just going to my room.” Remus kicked open a door- Janus would kill him for breaking the door again, but that was tomorrow Remus’s problem- and laid Logan down on the king sized bed. “Alright Pattycakes, your turn-oh.” Before Remus could finish what he was saying, Patton was already in bed, snuggled up beside Logan. He was fast asleep. “...holy sht they’re so fcking adorable.” Remus laid down beside the two and put a blanket over them. When Logan wakes up the next morning, he would be confused. Patton probably would too. But that, is tomorrow’s problem.