Thanks to all of you darers out there for asking me to do all of these whacked up stuff. Though I can't believe somebody (*clears throat* JayJay) wants me to die after I prank Master Splinter.
And I've given you all plenty of time to ask me dares so here we go...
First asker: mikey_awesome123
She asked 2 questions (and I know I said to ask only one, but she's my girlfriend so...): I dare you to watch Teen Titans Go or regular Teen Titans and tell if Beast Boy reminds you of yourself. Cuz he sure does to me!
She also asked: I dare you to prank Master Splinter. Yes, Master Splinter. While he's meditating. Although you may get hurt, and I'm sorry if you do. (Awe, isn't she so sweet?)
Second asker: TMNT_LOVER526
ooh ooh MAKE A REALLY SUPER DUPER GROSS PIZZA AND FEED IT TO MS (Master Splinter) boom bam that just happened.
First darer (JayJay):
--Here's What Happened--
Teen Titans Go
Me: *Sat there for an hour, waiting for the show to go on.* When it comes on..."YAAASSS, FINALLY!" *Scares the living shell out of Raph.*
Raph: "Shut up Mikey!" *Hits me over the head with pizza box.*
Me: *Winces and rubs head*
Donnie: *Comes bursting out of his lab* "What happened? I heard shouting!"
Raph: Mikey's being Mikey, Donnie. Go back to your nerdy stuff.
Donnie: -_- *Ignores him.*
Leo: "Guys, Master Splinter and I are trying to meditate. Could you calm down?"
Me: "Sure, Leo." *Starts to watch Teen Titans Go with a large grin.*
Raph: *Rolls eyes.*
Donnie: *Goes back in his lab.*
Leo: *Goes back to meditating.*
Me: *Laughs as Beast Boy transforms into a squirrel, biting Robin's nose.*
**Show ends.**
--That's How It Went--
Well, I guess I can say that Beast Boy reminds me of me, he's hilarious. Though he can transform into different animals. The most I can do is hide in my shell.
Alright, next dare!
--Here's What Happened--
Pranking Master Splinter (Meditation)
Me: *Slips into the dojo and tip toes over to Master Splinter.* "Master Splinter?" *Checking to make sure he's not suspecting anything. Then takes out water ballon.*
Master Splinter: "Don't even-"
Me: *Throws water ballon at him, mid sentence. Running away, squealing like a girl saying,* "Donnie let me borrow his laptop!!!" *Hides behind Raph.*
Raph: "What did you do this time?" *Annoyed look on his face.*
Master Splinter: *Bursts out of the room, looking mad.* "Michelangelo!"
Raph: *Pushes me in front of him, sacred look on his face.*
Me: *Cowers behind Raph again.*
Raph: *Throws me in front of him, taking five large steps away from me.*
Me: "Please don't hurt me! Blame Donnie for giving me across to the internet!" *Begs on knees.*
Master Splinter: "Michelangelo..." *sighs and walks away, shaking his head.*
Me: *Sighs in relief until realizes that he might come back for revenge. Eyes widen in fear and runs to room, locking the door and pushing everything in front of the door. Not coming out, even for pizza (though very tempted).*
--That's How It Went--
So far, he hasn't come for me. But he will!...Soon. I know it. Anyway, JayJay, I hope you liked that since I'm scared for my life now!
Alright, next dare!
Second darer:
--Here's What Happened--
Giving MS a Pizza (Gross)
Me: *Makes pizza with extra sardines and hot sauce, humming to Take Me To Church.*
Ding.
Me: *Takes pizza out of oven, almost fainting at the smell. Walks out of kitchen and into dojo.* "Hey Master Splinter, I'm sorry for pranking you before, so I made you this!" *Hands over pizza with big toothy grin and innocent face.*
MS: *Eyes it but takes it willingly.* (Smell must've been off/stuffy nose since I got his fur wet and all).
Me: *Stares at him while waiting for him to take a bite.*
MS: *Eats a big chunk and chews slowly, narrowing his eyes at me.*
Me: *Stares back.*
MS: *Coughs and chokes on the horrendousness before 'passing out'.*
Me: "Oh no, I just killed Master Splinter!" *Runs out of dojo, crying to Leo.*
Leo: "What happened? What's wrong?" *Hugs me.*
Me: "M-Master S-Sp-" *Chokes on spit cause of the tears and takes his hand, leading him to the dojo.*
Leo: "Master Splinter, what about him?" *Looks into empty dojo.*
Me: *Blood runs cold and runs to room, repeating the process before ^^^.* "He's come back from the dead to take his revenge...twice!" *Starts hyperventilating when hears noise behind me. Turns around slowly to see MS there, looking mad.*
*Drops to the floor, crying.* "I-I'm sorry Master Splinter, but I told you. Blane Donnie! P-please don't hurt me!" *Trembles, visibly scared.*
MS: *Walks away, sighing and shaking his head again (no doubt planning his revenge).*
--That's How It Went--
He's gonna get me! I know it! I-I can feel it! Now I'm living in terror. Thanks a lot, guys! Now I'm gonna die, and never come back!
Hope you liked that special guys.
And thanks to JayJay and TMNT_LOVER526 for daring...not.
Buh bye. 8( I'm scared as shell!
-Mikey Out And Looking Around
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RandomHey, it's Michelangelo, here! This is my book where you, the reader, can ask me questions! Any question you want! And guess what, I'll answer them! Well, I hope you'll read and find, everything enjoyable! ~Mikey Out 8)
