Space jokes

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-Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

-What's and astronauts favourite chocolate bar?

A marsbar

-Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter

-How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full

-What do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick

-What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes

-Why do aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny.

-Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

Because he was looking for Pluto

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