Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cow goes.
Cow goes who?
No, cow goes "Moo!"
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fri-day!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken!
Why do turkeys eat so little?
Because they are aways stuffed!
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle-bells!
What's invisible and smells like carots?
Bunny farts!
Where do cows go on Saturday nights?
They go to the Moo-vies!
Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
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I hope these make you laugh and if they don't PLEASE read the next chapter!!!
