Why did the blonde get kicked out of the M&M factory?
Because she kept throing away all the Ws
There was a Blond and a Burnett and a Red head and they were all stranded on an island that was 100 miles away from their home. So they decided that they were gonna try swim back to their home. The Burnett swam 10 miles there and 10 miles back because she got tired. Then the Red head tried he swam 30 miles there and 30 miles back because she got tired. Last but not least the blond tried she swam 60 miles there and 60miles back.
Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months?
Because it said 3-4 years
I knew a blonde that was so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted t make u her mind.
Day1: A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?" Mum replies, "yes dear"
Day 2: "We learned how to do the alphabet today mummy. The others only got up to E and I got up to S. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?" Mum replies, "yes dear".
Day 3: "We learned about breasts today mummy. All the other girls are flat chested and I'm a 36DD. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?" Mum replies, "No dear, it's because your 25.
Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
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I ran out of blonde jokes sorry guys comment more or please vote.
I love you crazy people
-Jade
