MØRE THAN A BLUB

Kristel, what the f*ck

Kristel went to put her makeup on, while pulling weird sec sea faces at the mirror.
"I have a feeling things are going to go GREAT in this café!" Kristel said with such enthusiasm. If only she know what awaits for her...

"Blub blub blub." The wise yellow fish said all of a sudden.
"Aw ik I'm hot, but thanks..." Kristel answered to the fish.
"Blub Blub, ooo woo!" Yellow fish said.
Kristel put on one of her most expensive sec sea dresses she owned. It was a very nice blue (blub blub)

"Almost done, just need to brush my hair." Kristel then began to search for her brush, although, she couldn't find it.
"For fricks sake, where is it!? I don't want to be late...!" Kristel said, almost beginning to panic.

"I..." Kristel looked all around, trying her best to remember where she left it.
"...Ugh, this is unbelievable. I'm going to be so la- AH!" Kristel was rambling so much she didn't realise that the brush was near her, on the floor. She stood right on top of it and oddly enough, it hurt.

"W-WHAT? How the heckity blub did it get there!?" Out of frustration, Kristel yelled at her wall saying many unpleasant things.
"Ugh...OMG THE TIME!" Kristel noticed that she would be late if she didn't leave at that very moment, so she ran out of her door and brushed her hair while walking to the café.
"I feel like cry ai ai ai ing! Even the BIRDS find me weird for brushing my hair out here..." Kristel was literally shaking while brushing her hair. She then stroked her fingers through her hair to see if it was decent enough.

"Okay, that'll definitely do." She put the brush in her lil oya lele handbag, and starting walking a little more faster.
"Ha! Finally, I'm almost there!" Kristel eventually made it to the café.
"Now...where is my sec sea neighbour....?" Kristel looked all around to see if she could spot them.

"Uhmmmm..." Kristel mumbled.
"OH THEY'RE ALREADY INSIDE!" Kristel *quietly* yelled. She felt so embarrassed. Kristel walked into the café, trying to look as calm as possible.
"Oh hallo, Kristel!" Her neighbour said.
"H-Hallo! Sorry if I took a while..." Kristel replied.
"Haha it's okay, no worries at all...I've just been sitting her thinking about what we should eat." Her neighbour then said while scanning her eyes through the menu.
"Oh well...I suppose it doesn't need to be anything special. What about sandwiches...? Is that o-okay with you?" Kristel asked, while fidgeting with a salt shaker out of nervousness.
"Ah yeah, sandwiches...that'll do!" Her neighbour agreed.
"I'll order them right now, then." The neighbour continued.
"Oya oye, alright!" Kristel answered, feeling as if everything is going to be fine...

While messing around with the salt shaker, Kristel got a bit of salt in her eye.
"AAAAA!" Kristel yelled. Everybody stared at her.
"MY EYE- I'M- I'M GOING TO CRY AI AI AI!" Kristel ran straight into the bathroom, her neighbour was in shock.
Kristel poured lot's of water on her face, in her eye, everywhere just to make sure nothing is damaged. Well, she should've thought more about that...because the water completely wiped off the make-up she had on. Kristel looked up to the mirror, and her jaw dropped.

"M-MY...MY MAKE UP!!!!" Kristel literally started kicking the bathroom walls.
"THIS DAY HAS BEEN A D-DISASTER SO FAR. NOW I HAVE TO LOOK LIKE...LIKE THIS WHILE TALKING TO MY SEC S-SEA NEIGHBOUR? This is..." Kristel couldn't even find words to say. She just shrugged it off and walked back to her table, her neighbour was waiting patiently for her.