MØRE THAN A BLUB

Kristel's weird ass dream?

* NOM NOM * "Ah, thank you meneer. Brood is gebakken!" Kathleen noms her delicious baked bread, getting crumbs all over her.
"You're welcome, ma'am." The waiter GriNNeD sweetly at Kathleen then walked back into the kitchen.
"What a nice guy...so oya lele oye...and somewhat handsome, I should say...!" Kathleen sighed in her best (not french) English.
"Not as nice as my baked bread, though!" Kathleen continued to eat her delicious baked bread.

*Meanwhile with Kristel*
Beep beep boop.
"Ugh, why can't my sec sea neighbour just accept my phone calls, or my sweet messages, my SMS!?"
Kristel yelled at her pastel wall.
"Sigh, avec mois...I've called them like 10 times already...I've also texted them countless messages, most of it is spam if I'm being h-honest..." Kristel said, and stared at her clock. Tick tock tick.
"Oh oya oye! It's 12am already, op de klok?" Kristel said in a shOcKeD tone.
"I should go and get some rest...I've had a tough day, my sec sea ass is literally exhausted." Kristel then got up from her old sofa and walked slowly into her room. She put her phone on an blublub table and laid down on her bed.

"Ah, I can only imagine the things m-me and Karen c-could do on this bed...oh avec mois, oya lele...I MEAN, god...what am I saying right now? I wouldn't w-want to do A-ANYTHING with her...especially on this d-double bed...or on my old sofa..." Kristel spoke to herself.
"I hate this...why can't I get stupid dumb K-Karen out of my head? It's as if she's the only thing I think a-about...well, I don't think about her in a GOOD way...! It's in a, um...bad way. Y-yes. I want to pretend that my pillow is Karen so I'll hug it w-while I sleep...I MEAN so I can...c-choke it while I sleep!"
Kristel started to blush while speaking to herself, her mind rushing through thoughts of Karen, such oya lele oye...Kristel eventually drifted off to sleep...

(Kristel's Dream)
"Hey h-hallo Kristel daddy..." Karen walked in her room, wearing ONLY a robe.
"KAREN! W-why are you only wearing that you sec sea idiot..."
"Because oh I feel so o-oya lele right n-now...don't you feel like that too?" Karen got closer to Kristel, then WinKeD at her while smirking.
"Ah oya lele...avec mois...I think I do feel like that t-too...but why would you come to m-me for that?" Kristel asked, while blushing quite lightly.
"You're the o-only one that can make me feel oya lele...and also feel so g-good..." Karen said while removing her robe. Karen then jumped on Kristel unexpectedly.
"O-OH GOD KAREN, YES KISS ME...!" Kristel yelled.

(The dream ends)

Kristel woke up, shocked and also blushing. She literally couldn't believe what she just dreamed about.