No mom I did not put on cologne to cover up pot I put it on because I wanted to smell like him. Am I fucking weird? I knew they where gonna accuse me of being high because I put cologne on. But I guess they just don't believe me do they? It's annoying as fuck. (Even tho I am high) it's like I'm lying to myself every time I act like I'm. Not. I feel heavy. It's because I'm high 😛😙.
It's like I tell myselfIt's like I tell myself to do act a certain way to act sober I get too into it and then I just end up seeming more high.
Goddam it, I could have been writing this when I was listening to music but my high ass literally forgot about it.
I'm getting Bella anxious omg this ain't good. I just leaned against the front seat to hide my
I realized that the first time I ever got eyes. The first time I ever got high it was my surroundings that created what my high would be about for the rest of my highs. Shittt? So when I get jazlin and Jaden for the first time I'm gonna make it absolutely and take them to a nice setting and comfortable but not to comfortable because it's not as fun, surrounding. The perfect surroundings in how I wish my highs where actually.
I just realized that I need to write my actual brain instead of fucking school TEACHING us kids abo it grammar usage. I have it stuck in my head to correct myself with grammar and shit instead of me spitting at sight facts without grammar fucking corrections constantly playing in my head. It's like literature anxiety 🤓 <- I say that for the endures because I would have anxiety going around people looking like that BIG STRAIGHT LMAO [BIG LOL]
Okay I'm almost home right now so I need to be ready to walk in my youse with out actually being anxious and looking suspicious]=
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HumorThis is the writing on random thoughts going on in my head when I'm stoned (I'm stoned rn🧞♀️)