King Trollex: Y know what? Maybe i should be announcing these books, not the author.
The Author: What's wrong with me?
King Trollex: Well, I have more knowledge plus i'm the guy who has dealt with these adventures. Go back to announcing Converted!
The Author: *cries* I'm the guy who made this account, you know.
King Trollex: Anyway, A few years back, when i was a Teen, i had a crush on the most beautiful Techno Troll ever. Her name was Mira. Oh, Mira. With her beautiful Purple skin, to her eye-dazzling freckles, all to her beautiful, eye-candy treat, Her tail. It was the prettiest than any other Techno Troll in Techno Reef. On Valentines Day, i tried to say hi to her, but after that, i was in a world of pain for years and years to come.
*Location: Techno Schoolyard*
King Trollex: There i was, with a flower in hand. Ready for the answer.
Teen Trollex: H-H-Hey Mira?
King Trollex: She finally decided to turn around to my face. I got very sweaty afterwards.
Mira: Hey Trollex.
Teen Trollex: I-I J-Just wanted to say . . . . ohhhh.
Mira: You alright?
Teen Trollex: Uhh, I just wanted to say . . . dooy.
Mira: *laughs* Trollex, just spit it out. We've got 5 more minutes of lunch left.
Teen Trollex: I just wanted to say . . . eeee . . . . *screams out loud* DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT ON A DATE WITH ME!?
*awkward silence*
Teen Techno Trolls: *laughs*
Teen Bliss Marina: I love that guy.
King Trollex: Me, feeling so embarrased, gave a weird, awkward smile.
Mira: *awkward laugh* Actually, i wanted to say something too.
Teen Trollex: Huh?
Mira: I, just wanted to say . . .
???: . . . What are you doing near my girl, Twerp?
King Trollex: It was a huge Techno Troll who went by the name of Michael.
Teen Trollex: Who are you?
Michael: Name's Michael. My friends call me Mike.
Teen Trollex: *awkwardly* Well, hello Mike. It's . . .
Michael: NOBODY CALLS ME MIKE UNLESS THEIR MY FRIENDS! *SCREAMS ANGRILY*
King Trollex: Me, standing up for future wife, had to say something stupid about it. Also, he spit on me. I hate that guy.
Teen Trollex: Well, I don't see how anybody would like to be friends with you. *laughs awkwardly*
Teen Techno Trolls: *gasp*
Teen Bliss Marina: Hide.
Michael: What did you say, Punk?
Mira: Oh, you shouldn't have said that.
Teen Trollex: Oh, please. What can he do to . . . . *BRUTE PUNCH*
King Trollex: He punched me so hard on my chest, it broke a wall.
Teen Trollex: *cries* Ow. My heart . . . and bones.
Michael: Think twice before you come near my girl . . . and me.
*hours later, after school*
Teen Trollex: *cries*
Trollex's Mom: Trollex, you alright? *opens door* *gasps*
King Trollex: I was completely grey. I was the saddest than any other Techno Troll. Well, ever since the color loss of September 2001.
Trollex's Mom: Honey, What happened?
Grey Teen Trollex: Just Throw my heart away and feed it to the sharks.
Trollex's Mom: Why would i ever do that?
Grey Teen Trollex: I got into a fight, by a man, all for saying to go on a date with his girl, i did not know she had a boyfriend. He hurt me so bad, i broke a wall.
Trollex's Mom: *shocked* Why that CORAL SONOFA . . .
Grey Teen Trollex: . . . please. You're only making it worse.
King Trollex: My mother, being so worried for me, decided to sing a song for me, which was confusing, cause it wasn't Techno related.
Teen Trollex: That was a wonderful song. Thank you but, what kind of Techno is that?
Trollex's Mom: *puts hand on Trollex's shoulder* Son, it's time i tell you about The Six Strings.
Columns:
Teen Trollex - 12 Columns
King Trollex - 10 Columns
Mira - 6 Columns
Michael the Techno Troll & Trollex's Mom - 5 Columns
Grey Teen Trollex - 3 Columns
The Author & Teen Techno Trolls & Teen Bliss Marina - 2 Columns
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King Trollex's Adventures: A Crazy Valentine's
AcakIt's Valentine Day in the Troll Kingdom! Trollex is going to have a peaceful day this valentine's until everybody comes up to Trollex with hearts in their eyes. This could be the work of someone, but whom? 6th episode of King Trollex's Adventures
